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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:28 pm
So... the Hadron Collider switched on today. On the 21st of October, they'll start smashing atoms to try to re-create conditions just after the big bang happened. However, the amount of force they're using might generate black holes or other incredibly dense matter, according to SOME physicists (obviously not the majority). And these black holes or whatever might eat the planet in a matter of hours.
Oh well, the earth is doomed anyway. We'll never live past 2012, what with the Mayan Calendar ending and the Yellowstone volcano getting ready to erupt.
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:05 pm
That is true, those emo Mayans were pretty smart.
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:19 pm
Oh Hell No. I just did some math, and that is 3 days before I turn 18.
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:44 pm
Ryu Ktu Oh Hell No. I just did some math, and that is 3 days before I turn 18. XD You had to do math to figure that out?
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:02 am
Oh s**t, that's one day before I was going to throw eggs at my old teacher's house. Ah well, guess we can't all be winners.
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:48 am
The Iron Magus Ryu Ktu Oh Hell No. I just did some math, and that is 3 days before I turn 18. XD You had to do math to figure that out? No I didn't have to really do math, completely, I more of counted on my fingers because I was really really really tired and I was doing other homework.
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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:33 am
That's kind of...scary. I don't believe in the 2012 theory. I mean, people believed that 2000 was the end of the world.
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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:35 am
Sole_Stealer That's kind of...scary. I don't believe in the 2012 theory. I mean, people believed that 2000 was the end of the world. 2000 never happened. The world was created last Thursday.
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:36 pm
SlamuelBTP Sole_Stealer That's kind of...scary. I don't believe in the 2012 theory. I mean, people believed that 2000 was the end of the world. 2000 never happened. The world was created last Thursday. Pft, The world was created flawed, so that is why we don't know when it started.
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:02 pm
Flying pasta? That is strange. And I believe everything has a scientific explanation but we don't always have the smart enough minds to say what just happened. There will all ways be mysteries since being smart can be a sickness. Atomic bomb for example. If never built we still could of won the war and then there might of not been a Cold War. Meaning that thousands of lives could of been saved. But I want this "Big Bang" machine to create a big bang that will help us. And I want to see a very small bang.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:19 am
I saw a picture where they had a video which showed the inside of the machine thingy, and then a black hole developed and started eating the planet.
I couldn't find the link. It would have been funny, though. =]
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:27 pm
Twenty-seven kilometers of tunnel under ground Designed with mind to send protons around A circle that crosses through Switzerland and France Sixty nations contribute to scientific advance Two beams of protons swing round, through the ring they ride ‘Til in the hearts of the detectors, they’re made to collide And all that energy packed in such a tiny bit of room Becomes mass, particles created from the vacuum And then…
LHCb sees where the antimatter’s gone ALICE looks at collisions of lead ions CMS and ATLAS are two of a kind They’re looking for whatever new particles they can find. The LHC accelerates the protons and the lead And the things that it discovers will rock you in the head.
We see asteroids and planets, stars galore We know a black hole resides at each galaxy’s core But even all that matter cannot explain What holds all these stars together – something else remains This dark matter interacts only through gravity And how do you catch a particle there’s no way to see Take it back to the conservation of energy And the particles appear, clear as can be
You see particles flying, in jets they spray But you notice there ain’t nothin’, goin’ the other way You say, “My law has just been violated – it don’t make sense! There’s gotta be another particle to make this balance.” And it might be dark matter, and for first Time we catch a glimpse of what must fill most of the known ‘Verse. Because…
LHCb sees where the antimatter’s gone ALICE looks at collisions of lead ions CMS and ATLAS are two of a kind They’re looking for whatever new particles they can find.
Antimatter is sort of like matter’s evil twin Because except for charge and handedness of spin They’re the same for a particle and its anti-self But you can’t store an antiparticle on any shelf Cuz when it meets its normal twin, they both annihilate Matter turns to energy and then it dissipates
When matter is created from energy Which is exactly what they’ll do in the LHC You get matter and antimatter in equal parts And they try to take that back to when the universe starts The Big Bang – back when the matter all exploded But the amount of antimatter was somehow eroded Because when we look around we see that matter abounds But antimatter’s nowhere to be found. That’s why…
LHCb sees where the antimatter’s gone ALICE looks at collisions of lead ions CMS and ATLAS are two of a kind They’re looking for whatever new particles they can find. The LHC accelerates the protons and the lead And the things that it discovers will rock you in the head.
The Higgs Boson – that’s the one that everybody talks about. And it’s the one sure thing that this machine will sort out If the Higgs exists, they ought to see it right away And if it doesn’t, then the scientists will finally say “There is no Higgs! We need new physics to account for why Things have mass. Something in our Standard Model went awry.”
But the Higgs – I still haven’t said just what it does They suppose that particles have mass because There is this Higgs field that extends through all space And some particles slow down while other particles race Straight through like the photon – it has no mass But something heavy like the top quark, it’s draggin’ its *** And the Higgs is a boson that carries a force And makes particles take orders from the field that is its source. They’ll detect it….
LHCb sees where the antimatter’s gone ALICE looks at collisions of lead ions CMS and ATLAS are two of a kind They’re looking for whatever new particles they can find.
Now some of you may think that gravity is strong Cuz when you fall off your bicycle it don’t take long Until you hit the earth, and you say, “Dang, that hurt!” But if you think that force is powerful, you’re wrong. You see, gravity – it’s weaker than Weak And the reason why is something many scientists seek They think about dimensions – we just live in three But maybe there are some others that are too small to see It’s into these dimensions that gravity extends Which makes it seem weaker, here on our end. And these dimensions are “rolled up” – curled so tight That they don’t affect you in your day to day life But if you were as tiny as a graviton You could enter these dimensions and go wandering on And they'd find you...
When LHCb sees where the antimatter’s gone ALICE looks at collisions of lead ions CMS and ATLAS are two of a kind They’re looking for whatever new particles they can find. The LHC accelerates the protons and the lead And the things that it discovers will rock you in the head.
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:03 pm
Wow! A poem about the "Big Bang" Machine.
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 11:39 am
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:07 pm
The LHC rap=win. It's catchy, too.
It's stuck in my head now, TIM. Thanks a lot. Dx
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