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 Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:16 pm
The rules are simple and familiar. You answer the question before yours and ask a new question in the same post. No answering your own question, and no personal remarks. The sillier the answer, the better. On a personal note, try to keep the questions serious and slightly esoteric. This will make the impact of the answers all the better...and PLEASE don't repeat a question less than 50 posts away. Don't spoil it.
For the few of you new to the game, it goes like this:
Post 1 - Q) Why is the sky blue?
Post 2 - A) Because the badger wears goulashes.
Q) Why does the Earth rotate AND revolve?
Post 3 - A) Because Napoleon Dynamite was a mockery of modern film making.
Q) Why is the emotion of Love associated with red?
And so on and so forth. So, let's begin!
Q) Why are pandas so afraid of mating?
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:23 pm
A) Because they would still lose in a fight against Stephen Hawking.
Q) Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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No seriously
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:12 am
A) Snowfall in Pasadena.
Q) What is Strong Force?
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:58 am
A) It's like the original "Force" but with more sodium and trans fat!!
Q) Why does the Earth have seasons?
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 7:57 pm
A) THIS IS SPART..OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST!!!!!
Q) What is X? 18(14*82)+ 2(-2489/-36841)-X*2=3
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:35 pm
A) A banana wearing a top hat
Q) Why DID the chicken cross the road?
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:50 pm
A) *In a whiny, over-emotional voice...borderline crying* CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIN. THESE WOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEEEEEE-UHL.
Q) Who invented the laser that burns BluRay Discs (not who developed the software to make it usable for data, but who actually made the laser itself) AND what color is it?
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:40 pm
A) Obviously the answer is 12. Obviously.
Question: Who decided purple would be called purple?
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:41 pm
A) Antibiotic enema
Q) What date did the apple fall on Isaac Newton?
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:17 pm
A) Next Tuesday morning, shall we say 10:30-ish?
Q) Why did Christopher Columbus call the native people of the New World "Indians"?
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:51 pm
A) Bee-Ay-En-Ay-En-Ay...Dee-Oh-Ellle-Ee Dole
Q) What is the active ingredient in Chloroseptic spray?
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:48 pm
A) Hydrochloric Acid!!!
Q) What is the definition of "enervating"?
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:39 am
A) Noun: the name of people who stuff cotton into asprin bottles.
Q) What happens if you mix black tea with green tea?
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Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 6:09 pm
A.) Keith ledger kills himself crying
Q.) Why does gravity keep us bound to the ground?
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