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 Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:55 pm
This is a game I pulled out of that dusty box on my shoulders. The basic point of the game is someone posts a scenario related to FFVII, and the next person posts a funny reply. For example.
Scenario: What Rufus Shinra does on his day off.
Reply: Attends the World Dominators anonymous meetings.
And they would continue from there until eventually someone thinks up a new question.
For now, lets go off this one.
"What Rufus Shinra does on his day off."
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:15 am
"He does what every other world dominator does. He sit´s at home watches football and drinks beer while his wife rubs he´s feet after a hard day of sitting in a chair and thinking about the next meal".
"What does Yuffy think about while sitting by a tree?"
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:48 am
"I wonder how ninja I look staring into the sun on this tree of mine..."
What if Barret replaced Samuel L. Jackson as the hero in "Snakes on a Plane"?
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:17 pm
He'd blow up the plane
What if Yuffie was a non playable character?
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:06 pm
then you have chase her NPC style!!
What if Aeris marries a Wolf?
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:45 pm
Then she they'll live happily ever after, making sure no emo's with long swords are allowed in the country.
What if Red XIII was the new mascot for Big Red gum?
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:27 pm
Then the gum would gain a sudden surge of customers as FF7 fans and furries alike cram to buy in the possibly limited edition gum.
What if Jesus came down to earth for one day only and said that Aeris was his great great.... great grand daughter?
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:33 pm
then they will start with bibles with studing Aerisology!
what if Tifa was involed with swimsuit contest?
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:35 pm
The number of interested viewers wouldn't be the only thing "up" that day mrgreen
What do you think Sephiroth does when he just wants to unwind and get away from it all.
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:00 am
Goes to the Salon. Why do you think his hair is always so shiny?
What would happen if Meteor missed the planet?
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:44 am
Everybody would get a very nice tan
What would happen if vincet ran out of ammo?
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:51 am
I would hand him more, and then force him to hug me out of gratitude. blaugh
How does RedXIII get pups? 0_o
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Hygienic Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:41 am
He buries fire materia and they sprout 30 days later.
What would happen if Aeris called Holy, but nobody picked up? XD
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:47 pm
Then the earth will explode not from the calamity, but from the bursts of lifestream.
What would happen if Sephiroth ate Jenova?
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:05 pm
Then he would yell, "I did it... I, am, GAHAWD!"
What if Aeris betrayed AVALANCHE and made an unholy alliance with Sephiroth?
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