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We had to retell and do a summary of a movie of our choice in one of our classes.

Seeing as how I wanted to bash it and how I already have seen it, I picked Twilight. And here is what happened:

Once upon a time, a special pretty happy girl from Who-gives-a-damnington moved to the magical land of Forks, Washington. She brought her special jacket because it has SOOOO much to do with the story!

She went to the school and said "HAAAAAAY, I'M NEEEW" and EVERYONE loved her instantly. She went to the Cafeteria after whatever and saw these super badasses walk in, and they were like SOOO cool n' stuff, and she asked "WHO ARE DEYZZZZ" Her friend said "DOZE ARE THE CULLENS AND THEY'RE LIEK THE COOLEST PEOPLES EVER ESPECIALLY THE INCEST LOVERS" "YAAAY WE'RE RELATED" "I KNOW RIGHT?"

Then she noticed some ugly b***h and asked "WHO ARE HEEE?" and her friend said "DAT'S EDDY DA SEXY"

Then in Science class, Eddy smelled Bella and orgasmed and she SATTED over next to him.

"OH YOU SMELL GOOD" He said, and she said "You smell like fish."
"That's my v****a."

And then stuff happened, and then Edward was all "I HAS SCARY STUFF"
And Bella was all like "WHAT"
And then Eddy SPARKLED! GASP!
"...That's it?"
"YEAH AIN'T IT SCARY?"
"...No."

Then MORE stuff happened, and then they played Baseball in the rain BECAUSE THEY'RE SO COOOOL LIKE DAT

And then more stuff happened and Bella was liek dedded. BUT DEN SHE LIVED. ******** end.

That was amazing.

I want your babies, OK?

Here's my review:

s**t.


Thank you, thank you.

Awesome : D