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King Geek

PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:44 pm


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Cameron Edgewood
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Guys, I'm going to guilt my parents into getting me a Sims 2 game. Who wants to see Smella freeze of hypothermia and Jacob rapes her?

Why didn't I think of that?

Do you have Sims 2?

Why does everyone have The Sims except for me...?

Yup.The morons at Wal-Mart were selling it for ten bucks.

Suckers.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:44 pm


Cameron Edgewood
KingJack!
Guys, I'm going to guilt my parents into getting me a Sims 2 game. Who wants to see Smella freeze of hypothermia and Jacob rapes her?

Why didn't I think of that?

The original idea was for Smella to be hit by a car and Jacob claims he will give her CPR in the car, which Edweak obliviously accepts.

Now she'll get hypothermia because she wanted to be ice-cold like Edweak.

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Jerba
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:46 pm


KingJack!
Cameron Edgewood
KingJack!
Guys, I'm going to guilt my parents into getting me a Sims 2 game. Who wants to see Smella freeze of hypothermia and Jacob rapes her?

Why didn't I think of that?

The original idea was for Smella to be hit by a car and Jacob claims he will give her CPR in the car, which Edweak obliviously accepts.

Now she'll get hypothermia because she wanted to be ice-cold like Edweak.
lol That's good.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:15 pm


Jerba
KingJack!
Cameron Edgewood
KingJack!
Guys, I'm going to guilt my parents into getting me a Sims 2 game. Who wants to see Smella freeze of hypothermia and Jacob rapes her?

Why didn't I think of that?

The original idea was for Smella to be hit by a car and Jacob claims he will give her CPR in the car, which Edweak obliviously accepts.

Now she'll get hypothermia because she wanted to be ice-cold like Edweak.
lol That's good.

Oh, I get it. I assumed Edweak already had some sort of hypothermia. But...wait, no, that doesn't work. Never mind.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:02 pm


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Jerba
KingJack!
Cameron Edgewood
KingJack!
Guys, I'm going to guilt my parents into getting me a Sims 2 game. Who wants to see Smella freeze of hypothermia and Jacob rapes her?

Why didn't I think of that?

The original idea was for Smella to be hit by a car and Jacob claims he will give her CPR in the car, which Edweak obliviously accepts.

Now she'll get hypothermia because she wanted to be ice-cold like Edweak.
lol That's good.

Oh, I get it. I assumed Edweak already had some sort of hypothermia. But...wait, no, that doesn't work. Never mind.

His skin was already ice-cold, so Smella would think it would work.

But I might get OFB for the Servo. Or Edweak could decide to open a business in OFB, and Smella decides to simstitute herself on the street to get business. smile
PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:47 pm


So did ya hear about Nightlight, the Twilight parody book...its so great...

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