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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:55 pm

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So my step-male-parental-unit was watching the local news, and I was kind of listening in while writing my little sister an email.

But this story comes on... some retarded little Twitard went to La Push, and JUMPED OFF A CLIFF. He got stuck on a ledge and the coast guard had to come in and rescue his dumbass.

If I find this story online I'll post a link.

Anybody else see something wrong here...?

I knew maleTwtards..Maybe he's waiting for his Bella Swan so he can Abuse her and control her Life..

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:27 pm

I found some short little article about that going around. Here's the one on Twilight Sucks:

http://www.examiner.com/x-4908-Twilight-Examiner~y2009m7d15-Twilight-fan-cliffdives-where-Bella-did-Quileute-Nation-not-responsible-for-the-incident

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Kan_Tsunami

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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:53 pm

Wow, somebody has proven that you CAN fail jumping on a cliff even when you have the ever helpful gravity at your disposal.

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:27 am

The person doesn't deserve a Darwin Award; the Awards are people whom succeeded in ridding their stupidity from the gene pool. This person failed to do even that!

Maybe this would mean that Twilight will be banned from some locations. :cite: Blessing in disguise, always a silver lining.

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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:38 pm

...Then she said,

"LOL. Honestly, I'm not that surprised. These crazy Twitards are willing to do anything that happened in the book. Just wait until they all die out from trying out stupid stuff. C: "

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:15 am

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...Then she said,

"LOL. Honestly, I'm not that surprised. These crazy Twitards are willing to do anything that happened in the book. Just wait until they all die out from trying out stupid stuff. C: "

I dunno, they survived the book, so they probably have too thick a skull.

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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:41 am

KingJack!

The person doesn't deserve a Darwin Award; the Awards are people whom succeeded in ridding their stupidity from the gene pool. This person failed to do even that!

Maybe this would mean that Twilight will be banned from some locations. :cite: Blessing in disguise, always a silver lining.

Have you read some of those books?
One of My favorites was when two guys were having a spitting contest on a balcony 13 stories up or something. So, the first guy goes. Then, the secong guy, being a genius, realized that is he had a running start then, stopped at the railing his saliva would go farther. So, he took his running start ran all the way the the railing-
And flipped over it, falling to his death 13 stories below...
Pure genius right?

Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:59 pm

KingJack!

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...Then she said,

"LOL. Honestly, I'm not that surprised. These crazy Twitards are willing to do anything that happened in the book. Just wait until they all die out from trying out stupid stuff. C: "

I dunno, they survived the book, so they probably have too thick a skull.

Oh no!!
Quick, prepare the defenses! Get the catapults! Get our infantry! Defend our lands!