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ChibiPenguinChan

PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:17 pm


So my step-male-parental-unit was watching the local news, and I was kind of listening in while writing my little sister an email.

But this story comes on... some retarded little Twitard went to La Push, and JUMPED OFF A CLIFF. He got stuck on a ledge and the coast guard had to come in and rescue his dumbass.

If I find this story online I'll post a link.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:32 pm


Well, there's ONE way to do it.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:13 pm


Oh, that stupid coast guard. Why didn't he just help that clueless being continue?
PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:17 pm


How the hell do you fail jumping off a cliff?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:11 am


He wins a Darwin Award.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:37 am


Crystal Kyuketsuki
He wins a Darwin Award.

I second this notion!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:43 am


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes!!!! i knew someone was going to do it eventually
PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:26 am


Frauline Five
How the hell do you fail jumping off a cliff?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:28 am


Bleeding Heart Willow
Crystal Kyuketsuki
He wins a Darwin Award.

I second this notion!

I third!
PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:27 am


Poetic Night
Bleeding Heart Willow
Crystal Kyuketsuki
He wins a Darwin Award.

I second this notion!

I third!

I fourth(Is that how you say it?)

TerriblyWorriedWoodchuck


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:21 am


TerriblyWorriedWoodchuck
Poetic Night
Bleeding Heart Willow
Crystal Kyuketsuki
He wins a Darwin Award.

I second this notion!

I third!

I fourth(Is that how you say it?)

Yeppers. Then I fifth this motion. (Jeez, I take a day off from the guild, and stories just pop up. WHOA.)
PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:27 am


ChibiPenguinChan
So my step-male-parental-unit was watching the local news, and I was kind of listening in while writing my little sister an email.

But this story comes on... some retarded little Twitard went to La Push, and JUMPED OFF A CLIFF. He got stuck on a ledge and the coast guard had to come in and rescue his dumbass.

If I find this story online I'll post a link.

Anybody else see something wrong here...?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:54 am


rofl Oh this made my day. I definately vote for the Darwin Award. And I guess he's one of those rare Twitard males? Either way, story is full of win.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:04 pm


Sissy Blade
TerriblyWorriedWoodchuck
Poetic Night
Bleeding Heart Willow
Crystal Kyuketsuki
He wins a Darwin Award.

I second this notion!

I third!

I fourth(Is that how you say it?)

Yeppers. Then I fifth this motion. (Jeez, I take a day off from the guild, and stories just pop up. WHOA.)

I sixth it! I honestly thought it wasn't possible to be so stupid as to fail at jumping off a cliff. This idiot proves me wrong.

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Razzz25

PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:37 pm


Holy Crap!
I seriously just burst into laughter!
My Dad's looking at me funny now...
I'm sorry, but I think that's so stupid it's hilarious!
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