|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 2:38 pm
correction. He followed he up and couldn't get down.
You severed the head of my stuffed rabbit!
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 2:39 pm
Actually, I was letting your dog chase Justin Bieber, who then ran up the tree and your dog followed him.
You were smoking crack at your sweet innocent grandmother's house!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:57 pm
she was smoking it with me sucker!
you hit a building with your car!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:33 am
The garage door wouldn't open, so I had to force my way through it!
You abducted a baby!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:05 am
It was actually a doll he was giving back to me that I had lost.
You stole all the quarters out of the slot machine!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:38 am
for a soda for you xp
You stole Luigi's hat?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:24 am
he paid me to take it to the drycleaners. rolleyes
you ate my pie!!!no one eats my PIE!!! scream
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:24 am
It just matched my orange hair so well..
You severed the head of my stuffed dog!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:28 am
I thought it was your REAL dog, sorry!
You bit my toe!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:37 am
I was trying to kill the poisonous bug on it!!!
You stabbed that guy over there.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:39 am
No, I stabbed this guy over here.
You raped Santa Claus!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:46 am
That was a gay elf in a costume!
You stole my drill!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:52 am
Hey, it wasn't my fault you attempted to penetrate me.
Get your hand out from under my skirt!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:55 am
I have alien-hand syndrome. Not my fault.
Dude! You stole my car! D<
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:55 am
I was taking it to the shop
why did you take my grenades
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
