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 Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:10 am
Okay, I ripped this idea off from the Word Games forum of Gaia so badly that I'll just just quote that entire OP. Koi Baked You Dead Court is in Session This is court. The avatar above you has accused you of a crime and you must defend yourself. How will you prove your innocence?
Example
xxxPoster One
xxxxxI accuse the next poster of J-Walking
xxxPoster Two
xxxxx"J-walking?! That is preposterous! I merely tripped off the sidewalk and stumbled across the street where I finally got my balance and continued on with my day."
With it explained. I shall start.
xxxI accuse the next poster of stealing my handbag. Taken from This ThreadIMPORTANT NOTE ON STEALING WORDS: Yeah, I know, I rip off tons of ideas from that forum. Probably about like, 20% or 25% of the topics in this subforum I stole or semi-stole from there. But I've grown SO damn sick of people stealing other people's words -- whether it be other Gaians or famous peopel -- & not even putting them in quotation marks, that I'm starting to wonder if anybody on this website has ever heard the word "plagiarism" before. Like, seriously, the amount of plagiarism on Gaia pisses me off much more than Gaia Cash at this point.
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:31 am
cool I accuse the avatar above me of plagirism. Oh yea, I went there. I think I even spelled it wrong.
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:53 am
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Baconator definitely ran over an old man with a car sad
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:00 am
Me? No... Why would I...Wait...
Yea. I totally ran him over. It was hilarious.
You totally raped Maserati!
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:05 am
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With consent from her ya ;D
You totally sodomized a piglet surprised
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:55 am
That's absurd, I was with you the whole time.
You stole from the government.
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:19 am
Inconceivable! I AM government property!
You slapped a baby!
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:24 pm
i did not! i merely slipped and my hand hit the baby as i was trying to grab something to hang on to!
YOU KILLED KENNY, YOU b*****d!
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:28 pm
I didn't kill Kenny. The bullet simply rebounded into his nose, blowing his face off.
OMFG how could you murder elyzia like that in cold blood
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:35 pm
I would never! I was TRYING to kill her sister, but some idiot pushed me out of the way, so i shot her in the eye instead.
Woops!
You're a Witch from Salem!!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:56 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:57 pm
stare
Salem witch trial jokes? Not. Funny. But for the sake of the game, I respond to that accusation by stating that what you believe to be 'magic spells' is just the power of suggestion and the sleight of hand.
Edit: And no, of course I didn't kill the pope. The person who did just happened to be similar in appearance.
You robbed a bank! gonk
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 3:25 pm
I never! I was simply inspecting the money for flesh eating bacteria, and I found it crawling with the suckers.
You drove your parents insane.
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 3:42 pm
imposable my parents were already insane
you went on a killing spree after someone gave you a bad tasting cookie
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 3:52 pm
ITS NOT MY FAULT! THE COOKIE TOOK OVER MY BRAIN AND FORCED ME TO DO IT(although i would have done it anywayz^^)
YOU STOLE THE COOKIE FROM TH COOKIE JAR!!!
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