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 Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:00 pm
Andy plopped out of Caboose's arms when he ran faster. "OW! Nice goin pinky."
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Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:28 pm
Grif just kind of stood around watching the two team idiots chasing each other around like they were in kindergarden. Which was an insult to the intelligence of kindergardeners, in his opinion. He strolled over to Andy, who sat like a bomb-shaped rock on the ground. "So wassup, Andy? Long time no see. Did Caboose lose you on one of his imaginary fishing trips?" He laughed a bit as he saw Church run by him again, headed after the two buffoons.
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Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:33 pm
'I'm not gay, just have a fabulous fashion sense, no offense to you! Blue is so last season."
Donut for an odd reason wasn't trying to push Church away and instead wanted to use an uncomfortable line in order to get him to move; Donut liked doing that.
"So, want to call me later? We can go clothes shopping and get you some fabulous Light Red armor."
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Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:44 pm
"Yes. Yes he did. I was the bait...again..." He said back to grif.
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:49 am
Caboose somehow had turned himself around and picked up the sniper rifle. He was actually running in the direction of Grif and Andy when he noticed that the orange zombie was awfully close to his bomb friend. "GET AWAY FROM HIM YOU ZOMBIE!" he yelled as aimed at the zombie who was actually Grif.
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:36 pm
"Yeah, yeah, let's do that. Maybe afterward we can borrow some llamas and hike up a mountain."
But Church was secretly second-guessing himself and his blue armor. It would take a few days before the pesky thoughts left his head.
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:05 pm
Grif saw the sniper rifle and his immediate instinct was to cover his a** I mean, take cover. Thankfully he was still next to the rock, and he was crouching behind it in a heartbeat. "Listen, Caboose, it's me, Grif! The orange guy! Definitely not a zombie. That's the pink one. Hurry! He's trying to eat Church's brains!," he yelled over the rock. Andy was still lying a few yards away. "You know, believe it or not, this is better than sitting back at base. Sarge has been trying to get a game of Grif Ball together all week. No offense, man, but I am sooo glad he couldn't find you."
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:08 pm
Caboose didn't lower the sniper rifle. "How do I know that you aren't just trying to get me to turn around and then you'll attack me and eat MY brains? And besides...I thought that you were yellow." he said confused. Out of his confusion he lowered the sniper.
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:40 pm
"Ask Mr. It's-Not-Pink-It's-Lightish-Red over here, he's the fashion expert," Church shouted after hearing the dispute about Grif's color, a twinge of jealousy detectable in his voice.
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:15 pm
"Because it is Light red, not that you would know and Grif is actaully Red...In fact he is so Red he looks orange! A bigger reason to shoot him."
Donut got up from the tackle Church had given him for trying to tackle Caboose and felt as if he had forgotten something. He remembered soon and was try to sneak off as Grif was a distraction. Donut readied his pistol and started walking slowly towards the Red Base, thinking it was the Blue base again.
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:40 pm
Grif shook his head in exasperation. "Yes, sure, I'm a zombie, Caboose. I promise I won't eat your brains, I've already eaten today. You can trust me, we zombies are very reliable. But Pinky hasn't eaten today. Hurry, Caboose! Church needs your help! If you shoot that zombie in the head I'll give you free* ice cream!" Grif was determined now. He was totally going to get rid of Donut, once and for all. No more stupid patrols being forced to listen to crap about nail polish and armor accessories. He was finally going to be all alone, free to be a pain in the a** to Sarge and Simmons...
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:29 pm
"Ice Cream..." He said turning around. "PINK COME BACK! I NEED TO SHOOT YOU SO I CAN HAVE ICE CREAM!" he shouted running off after Donut with the sniper rifle. He took aim, but he ended up hitting Church right in the head. Or at least he thought he did considering every time he shot at something, he always seemed to kill Church.
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:57 pm
"I'm not pink damn it! I'm Light Red!"
Donut could only think of one method to dodge a bullet: the same method used for avoiding a nuclear blast. In Military training, Donut was an expert on the Duck and Cover maneuver and this helped him avoid many combat related situations, but he hadn't yet tested it on what it was made for; Atomic Bombs. Donut ducked and covered his head with his arms, hoping not to get hit by the bullet.
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:42 pm
Church felt something hit his head. A bullet? Not again...
"Caboose, you idiot!" he shrieked. "Wait a minute... I'm still standing."
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:51 pm
Grif was peering over the edge of the rock, watching Caboose go after Donut... with little success. "Auw, balls. I was really hoping that would get him this time." Grif looked around. Now that screwing with Donut was off the agenda for the day, he was already bored. "Man, there's nothing to do in this stupid canyon," he said to no one in particular, although Andy was the only one within earshot. He sighed in disappointment, laying back down to continue his nap. Stupid canyon...
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