-Eveyday in life is a choice, you never have to do anything. The only things you have to do is age and die, the rest is a choice. You have to feed the dog, no you don't, you choose to. Gotta go to school, no you don't, you have to go to get a education, but you don't trully have to go. Just remeber when someone says you have to do something, you should tell them "No, I choose to do it."

-Ever said your doing nothing? Well it's impossible to do nothing, your always doing something. Sitting around staring at the ceiling, thats doing something. Your dead and rotting in a coffin, your still doing something. So when you say your doing nothing, your wrong.

-Did someone ever tell you that you have no life? Well that would mean your dead, everyone thats alive has a life. Spend all day playing World of Warcraft? That's your lifestyle, so you have a life. So before you go around telling people they have no lives, your probably at a morgue or a graveyard.

I like robots (hence the Robot Masters all over my friends list.),Star Wars, Transformers, cookies, dinosaurs, pirates, ninjas, ninja pirates, pirate ninjas, robot pirates, robot ninjas, robot pirate ninjas, robot ninja pirates, and cookie ninja pirates. I hate the cookie monster (Get your own cookies bum!), Star Trek (I don't have anything against the show really, just the Trekkies who go on and on about how Star Trek is better then Star Wars, well screw you Trekkies!), The Rebel Alliance, and annoying catch phrases, Examples: Believe It! or I'm going to be King of the Pirates!

My Catch Phrases:
-Shut up or I'll make you sit in the choclate pudding chair! The stains will never come out of your clothes!!
-Bloody Hell!
-I say good sir/madame, I'm astonished by your claim, but is that a fact or a clever ruse? (O RLY?)
-If you believen youself and add a tiny bit of magic, all your dreams will come true!
-You don't need an exorsism, you need...A BALLOONISM!
-Waiter! Theres no fly in my soup!
-When your a true pirate, the rums always gone!(Because you drank it all!)
-Remeber kids, protect the planet or Captain Planet will F***ING KILL YOU!
-THIS...IS NOT...SPARTA!!!
-My profile, you'll never find a more disgusting hive of scum and villiany.
-Echuta!
-Thousands of lives gong out in an instant, the Jedi are defenitly gonna feel this one.
-Then give into my fists!
-Freedom maybe the right givin to all sentient beings, but just like rights, it can be taken away.
-Why do I talk to myself? Because its one of the few intellectial conversations I have in one day.
-Your pathetic attempts to hack me make me laugh, keep em coming!
-What would Jesus do?
-And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling sons of a b**ch.
-I've gotta bag of... uh... hamburgers for you. All you have to do is to come out into the dark shadowy part of the woods where no one can see you or hear you.
-It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force... but by our skills with a Yo-Yo.
-Be mindful of your thoughts, they betray you. You have made a commitment to the Jedi Order, a commitment that requires us to remove your brain so those thoughts don't betray you.
-Jedi business, give me your drinks.
-Truly retarded the mind of a child is.
-Victory? Victory you say? Not victory. The shroud of the Dark Side has fallen. Begun our pwnage has.
-Do an expected barrel roll!
-Ceiling cat is watching you pleasure yourself and he enjoys it too.
-Operator? What is the number for 911?
-For every sprinkle in my ice cream I find, I will kill you.
-There is no such thing as a stupid person, just stupid questions.


Life Time Heros:
Meta Knight: A noble Star Warrior as well as an enemy and allie to Kirby.

Dr.Doom: Evil mastermind thats made enemies all over the Marvel universe.

Darth Vader: Once known as Anakin Skywalker, but now as the Dark Lord of the Sith.

Boba Fett: The most famous bounty hunter in the galaxy, as well as the most deadly.

Megatron: Decepticon leader who isn't afraid to kill his minions to get what he wants.

Galvatron: Formerly known as Megatron, but now follows Unicron.

Carnage: Darranged psycopath that has bonded with a red symbiote.

Venom: Vengful exreporter bent on killing Spiderman/Peter Parker that has bonded with a black symbiote once worn by Peter Parker.

Cell: Powerful super android that absorbs others to become more powerful.

Grievous: A once honorable warrior, now a menacing mechanical Jedi slayer.

Bowser: The arch nemisis to the Mario Bros. and king of the Koopas.

Ganondorf: A powerful magic user that is bent on getting the Tri-Force and killing the Hero of Time.

Frenzy (movie): Undercover Decepticon agent in the race for the Allspark.

Durge: Ruthless battle hungry bounty hunter that is contained within an armored shell.

Sauron: The dark lord who created the One Ring and indangered Middle Earth with hi army of Orcs.

Shao Kahn: The powerful warrior who commands the dark forces of Outland.

Davy Jones: The guid of the dead and the captain of the Flying Dutchmen.

Jason Voorhees: A powerful super natrural killer that never dies no matter what.

Michael Myers: Psycopathic killer who never seems to die and is obssesed with masks.

Godzilla: Mutated giant monster that terrorizes many parts of Japan and the world.

Jack of Blades: Powerful unknown being older then the world itself.

Sideways: Very fast transformer that changes sides often, but ultimatly sides with the Decepticons.

Zoidberg: Negleted doctor of Planet Express.

Hot Pocket Man: Evil mastermind behind the Hot Pockets commercials.

Lucky a.k.a. Citizens Snips: The Zoo Keepers most valued minion.

Udon: The owner of Condo Island, which he plays off as other types of islands to con idiots.

Soundwave: One of the most powerful Decepticons who can read minds and use sound based attacks, even though he is powerful, he transforms into a casette player.

Dinobot: A honorable warrior once a Predacon, changes sides to Maximal due to Megatron's mistakes.

Waspinator: The most abused of the Predacons, being demolished and mocked the entire time he served Megatron, but ultimately this caused him to survive the Beast Wars in the end.

Bane: A powerful villain who uses stimulants to become insanlly strong.

Time Goblin: A powerful goblin who gobbles time and is the arch nemisis to Tenacious D: Time Fixers. He is known to f**k up time by doing such things as preventing Abe Lincoln from being shot and trying to kill Hitler.

Chess Dragon: A powerful dragon who is a master of chess, hes only been beaten once.

Pizza the Hut: Notoruis Galactic Gangster, but unfortunaltly he died by eating himself.

The Lich King/Arthas: Now fused together as the leader of the undead in Northrend, they soon plan to take the Scourge on an invasion to attack the southern provinces.

Death's Hand: The will of the Emperor. Once known as the third of the brothers Li, he was bound to his brother's armor, he became Death's Hand.

Iron Monger/Obadiah Stane: The bussiness partner to Tony Stark or the famous Iron Man. He planned to kill Tony and take over the company, the first time failing. The second faield as well, but the last attempt was the greatest. He mounted the prototye suit the Iron Monger based on Tony's design. Its bigger, stronger, and more powerful. Despite the odds, heis defeated by Iron Man.