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PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2010 9:30 am


I then delved deeper into the study, just for her.
something along the lines of "e'ry body participates in porn in some way or another, and waayy more often than not, they have positive experiences.

:/

but we'll see how it gets graded. 'cause it's not just her, it's a whole crew of English professors that go through these papers.
Hopefully I'll get some that don't suck bawls.
PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 6:44 pm


hey,u know those commercials were that chick is "toning" her abs by shaking that uhm long hard thing,well,does that work for masturbation as well? its the same motion.

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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 6:59 pm


izui II
hey,u know those commercials were that chick is "toning" her abs by shaking that uhm long hard thing,well,does that work for masturbation as well? its the same motion.


You mean this thing?
PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 7:18 pm



Er... {looks up at the sky}

I don't really count. But if by "number of times you go at it" you mean how many times you peak...a lot XD

I actually used to have insomnia, but masturbating before I sleep has basically cured it.

And it's really hard for me to wake up (and be in a good mood) if I don't go at it.

It's basically one of my big ways of staying happy. All the happy chemicals^^...

Like when I'm angry or aggravated, I find a place to just have some fun and then I feel better^^.

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PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 3:35 pm


Mayuri_Zenjin
izui II
hey,u know those commercials were that chick is "toning" her abs by shaking that uhm long hard thing,well,does that work for masturbation as well? its the same motion.


You mean this thing?

exactly
PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 6:12 am


Not quite the same.
If your d^ck was in the same positions the thing was you'd get more of a work out but you're still excercising. Caution: too much repetitive motion without breaks and girls get carpal tunnel syndrome and boys get tennis elbow
Hairy palms and blindness are myths though.



I ran across this and feel a little better about my lack of privacy. At least no one dies.

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 10:17 pm


I Have two windows open...


I'm typing this with one hand... ninja
PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 11:05 pm


Moroseth Anaratharach
I Have two windows open...


I'm typing this with one hand... ninja

in one window, out the other?
D:

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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 1:13 am


Dakcrometes
A lot.
I have ridiculous stamina and I'm left home alone for most of the week.
It's really either that or die of boredom.
I don't even watch Porn most of the time cause the ******** people look into the camera and I'm like "Stop looking at me, you ******** whore!"
So I end up just reading dirty fanfiction and come back on here.


I'm right with ya there. xD I can't watch porn without inputting some "constructive criticism"... Plus the girls are so retarded... I don't wanna know when you're ******** peeing, b***h, just show me some damn tits already! D:<
Lol Fanfiction is great if the author can write worth a damn, but mirrors are better. ;D Narcissism is great. Lol
PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:45 am


O Prince Azure
Moroseth Anaratharach
I Have two windows open...


I'm typing this with one hand... ninja

in one window, out the other?
D:

Or just waiting for that one cool breeze that sends him to happy land XD

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:17 am


Well, I lost counting... I mean, I have a lot of free time and stamina. So, why shouldn't I? And it's good... XD
PostPosted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 9:22 pm


typing withone hand

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 7:15 pm


PWM, how did that paper go?
PostPosted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:10 am


If I didn't respond before here, I'd say twice a day.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 11:36 pm


smile into the chaos
Moroseth Anaratharach
I'm wierd, when I have a girlfriend and am more sexually active I tend to do it more, when I'm single my libido shuts down and I become hella asexual for periods of like 6 months...


Soo your p***s shrinks in on itself, and you reproduce using binary fission? That's hot. redface

On a side note... huzzah for being female and amused by the topic of fapping.


Are females normally not amused by fapping?

Anyways me personally I would say 7-10 times in a week. Some days I don't bother with it, but then other days I do it 2 or 3 times. I am amazed by some people's sex drive on here though. Seriously anyone who masturbates 5 or more times a day every day is ridiculous. That is much more then i could do. Although it's possible that it's just because i've become more busy in life lately. About a year and a half ago I used to go 3 times a day on average
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