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 Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:31 pm
Noticing Hotaru leave, he turned his full attention to Ichigo with a carnal look in his eyes.
"Oh I think I do want to go up there now. Right now...in fact." Without another word, the two were gone in a puff of smoke and arrived on the seventh floor. To his dismay though the room was occupied.
Actually it was a zoo. A real live ******** zoo full of lions, tigers, and bears, and at least 50 rabbits and a few squirrels.
"WHAT THE HELL?!"
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:35 pm
Ichi replied to Keno with a not-so-surprised, "Oh my..." ******** zoo was right, she thought there was only a few bunnies the last time she left.
"Well Keno... Y'seee... I can explain..."
She backed away slowly, away from him, her hands up like she had a gun pointed at her. One of the bears came up and stood on its hind legs, it was much taller than her. It began to sniff her hair, but Ichi wasn't phased. She must have been used to it already, since none of the animals attacked them.
"They looked all lonely, Keno... I wanted to give them a home..."
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:39 pm
At first his mind simply shut off to reboot after crashing from Ichi's rather innocent explanation. When he came to though,
"OF COURSE THEY WERE LONELY! THAT'S HOW THEY HUNT! ALONE!" Well except the bunnies, but that wasn't the point.
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:47 pm
Ichi cringed when Keno yelled, it was something she wasn't used to. She held her hands behind her back and looked down at the floor, twisting like a seemingly innocent child.
"Well, I didn't think they were hunting, they looked so sad to me..."
Just then one of her tiger friends decided to jump on her, making her fall flat onto her face. The tiger just lay there on top of her, not moving, it seemed to be satisfied that it landed on top of her. Ichi used her arms to pull herself half-out from under the large feline.
"Kamina!! Not again! Get offff meeeeeeee."
The other animals seemed to wreak havoc in the large room, at least they weren't noisy, or they didn't fight, or so Ichi thought. Ichi spotted a large rabbit in one of the Lion's mouths.
"AAAAAAAH!!! KON!! DON'T EAT THE BUNNIES!!!"
Ichi didn't decide to name the bunnies, there was too many of them, anyway.
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:54 pm
He hadn't actually realized he was yelling. His voice was more shocked than angry, but it was loud nonetheless.
"SAD?! SAD!!" The mayhem all around him was causing his thoughts to not work so good. All he could really do was stammer until a tiger tackled his mate and a lion tried eating a bunny.
"OKAY GET OUT!" He shouted, pulling the large feline on Ichi up by the scruff of the neck. Most of the animals froze in place and with a commanding glance, all of the predators, followed him out of the room, his body vanishing stiffly down the stairwell.
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:00 pm
Ichi sighed, seeing all the friends she had made go downstairs with Keno. It's okay, though, they've only been in there a few days... Ichi spotted her cats and dog leaving, or trying to sneak out. She picked them all up into her arms with one quick swoop.
"Now, now, you guys. You are MY pets, you can't leave, okay?"
The pets responded with two meows, and a bark. She let them down, and they just sat there, watching the rest of the animals too. Seems that they would miss them too. Ichi looked around, a mess, a complete mess. She sighed, too lazy to clean. She made her way over to her bed, falling back onto it. It was the only clean place in the room besides her closet. No one else would get into there even if she wanted them to. She sighed, grabbing a pillow, laying her head down onto it. She never realized how troublesome a bunch of animals could be, because to her, they weren't troublesome.
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:07 pm
Coming back upstairs, he had a weary look on his face. He looked exhausted, shocked, appalled, but oddly and most notably, he appeared maternal.
"What am I gonna do with you," he said in a very motherly tone as he watched her collapsed body on the bed. "I leave you to care for yourself and you turn the home into farm house. What would Deity say if he knew you had brought wild animals into the club? What would the neighbors think?" So a part of him was joking, but that meant that another part was serious. Getting to work right away, he began to tidy of the place first and foremost before running off to the bathroom to get some cleaning supplies.
"I don't understand how anyone could be so calm around beasts when she can barely fight. What if one had mauled you? I'd not have lover anymore. I'd live depressed and destitute with a vegetable to share a home with - "
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:13 pm
Ichi groaned and rolled her eyes. She did not like this side of Keno at all. Until the neighbors part. We don't have any neighbors.
"Mnn."
Was the response Ichi gave to Keno when he asked if one of her 'friends' had hurt her. That never happened before, the most they would do is lick her face or jump on her like the tiger did before. Luckily, Keno didn't ask her to help him clean. It was something she was not planning to do anyway, she hated cleaning when she didn't feel like it. As Keno continued cleaning, Ichi grabbed a bag of chips, and her DS which was under her pillow. Now why would it be there? She turned the DS on, opening the bag of chips, munching on them. She began mashing furiously on the gaming system, yelling at it with her mouth full of seaweed and salt flavored potato chips.
"Take that!! Die, you evil thing, you!"
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:19 pm
[[ -pokes around, tired- Phoenix to Dallas back to New Orleans and, as such, home. Airplanes are no fun. Lines. Lines. Lines. ]]
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:19 pm
He was no longer muttering, thinking the joke was long overdue to fall to silence. He went about putting things in their place...or back into their place. Folding clothes, then deciding that anything that was out should be in the laundry hamper instead of the closet. He bleached the entire bathroom, and even cleaned under the bed, all at the shouts and screams of his video game absorbed lover.
When he finally finished, he sat looking rather unsatisfied at the place. He still would prefer to change the linen, but if she was sitting down on the bed, then he could surmise it was clean.
Except for all of those damn crumbs which he immediately took care of.
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:36 pm
((*Wonders if he should be offended* .... Nah. XD I'm only egotistical when I'm ******** with people. But yeah, I'd say upwards of 90% of the Free For All subforum population have egos larger than their bodies, while about 75%, myself included XD, have characters that are relatively overpowered. XDDD))
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:06 pm
|| People should go onto my Gaia profile and see mah sexy new pic. XDD
I felt pretty in it. heart ||
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The Fierce Deity Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:27 pm
<<::eeps:: Eep! <3 Lovely, Miyu... ^w^ >>
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:49 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:54 pm
((*glances at Miyu's profile, then shakes fist at the sky* Why must you tempt me, vile womenfolk!))
Edit: ((*shakes other fist at typos*))
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