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 Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:01 pm
KingJack! Guys, I'm back! Girl: "But Nessie dreamt of him when she was a baby!" Me: "Can I say what I want without you interrupting?" Girl: "Sure." Me: "What friends does she have when she grows up? She-" Girl: "BUT SHE HAS JACOB AND SHE DREAMT OF HIM!" I could see urgency in her eyes. I know she will pull off the same excuse tomorrow when I show her a printed copy of one of Arzim's arguments. Okay so she just admitted that Nessie dreams of having leet sexorz with a guy who turns into a furry animal and wants to pursue a romantic relationship. Please give this girl a dictionary definition for the word "bestiality" @ AmandaAtrophy -- I have no problem with the undead getting romantic if done right. I work as a caregiver for the elderly and know for a fact that wrinkly old people in 90s+ that live in nursing homes have boyfriend/girlfriend relationships with each other. There's no reason to think that a non-wrinkly 100 or even 1000 year old undead mythical creature cannot get the same urges. However Twilight does it all wrong. Humans should be free range happy means for them, and maybe the occasional sex toy that gets eaten with the vampire gets bored. If a vampire finds a human that he/she really likes a whole lot, that human is going to be welcomed to undeath really fast. None of the BS of "I worry about your soul, and we have to get legally married first" that is Twilight.
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:20 pm
 Bwhahahaha.
I like that she just admitted that Edward hasn't grown mentally in one hundred years. Point to you!
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:42 am
GreenInkling Bwhahahaha.
I like that she just admitted that Edward hasn't grown mentally in one hundred years. Point to you! LOL, I know. But I want her to think that he did grow, otherwise she won't see it as Not Creepy.
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:01 am
I'm all for 'Love is Love, no matter what age. If you love someone truly and dearly, then age/race/sexuality should not matter', but this who Jako-***** x Nessi is just sick and wrong.
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:18 pm
KingJack! GreenInkling Bwhahahaha.
I like that she just admitted that Edward hasn't grown mentally in one hundred years. Point to you! LOL, I know. But I want her to think that he did grow, otherwise she won't see it as Not Creepy.
Put it this way. She's okay with a 17-year-old hooking up with a hundred-year-old emotionally and mentally retarded vampire?
Hm, that actually makes it sound like Bella's the abusive one. Imagine that!
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:26 pm
GreenInkling KingJack! GreenInkling Bwhahahaha.
I like that she just admitted that Edward hasn't grown mentally in one hundred years. Point to you! LOL, I know. But I want her to think that he did grow, otherwise she won't see it as Not Creepy.
Put it this way. She's okay with a 17-year-old hooking up with a hundred-year-old emotionally and mentally retarded vampire?
Hm, that actually makes it sound like Bella's the abusive one. Imagine that!
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:38 pm
Lexie Red GreenInkling KingJack! GreenInkling Bwhahahaha.
I like that she just admitted that Edward hasn't grown mentally in one hundred years. Point to you! LOL, I know. But I want her to think that he did grow, otherwise she won't see it as Not Creepy.
Put it this way. She's okay with a 17-year-old hooking up with a hundred-year-old emotionally and mentally retarded vampire?
Hm, that actually makes it sound like Bella's the abusive one. Imagine that!
Maybe Edward doesn't really sparkle and Bella reads so much manga that she just imagine that he does. Let's not forget that she is pursuing a relationship with someone who is dead thus cannot be what you would call mentally stable.
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:25 am
Trussardi Lexie Red GreenInkling KingJack! GreenInkling Bwhahahaha.
I like that she just admitted that Edward hasn't grown mentally in one hundred years. Point to you! LOL, I know. But I want her to think that he did grow, otherwise she won't see it as Not Creepy.
Put it this way. She's okay with a 17-year-old hooking up with a hundred-year-old emotionally and mentally retarded vampire?
Hm, that actually makes it sound like Bella's the abusive one. Imagine that!
Maybe Edward doesn't really sparkle and Bella reads so much manga that she just imagine that he does. Let's not forget that she is pursuing a relationship with someone who is dead thus cannot be what you would call mentally stable. Maybe she found some drugs her dad confiscated and had a little party. Or maybe she's just some fat lonely Morman woman wishing her life would turn out this way.
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:32 pm
KingJack! Trussardi Lexie Red GreenInkling KingJack! GreenInkling Bwhahahaha.
I like that she just admitted that Edward hasn't grown mentally in one hundred years. Point to you! LOL, I know. But I want her to think that he did grow, otherwise she won't see it as Not Creepy.
Put it this way. She's okay with a 17-year-old hooking up with a hundred-year-old emotionally and mentally retarded vampire?
Hm, that actually makes it sound like Bella's the abusive one. Imagine that!
Maybe Edward doesn't really sparkle and Bella reads so much manga that she just imagine that he does. Let's not forget that she is pursuing a relationship with someone who is dead thus cannot be what you would call mentally stable. Maybe she found some drugs her dad confiscated and had a little party. Or maybe she's just some fat lonely Morman woman wishing her life would turn out this way.
Hey now. I'm sure some Mormons are just as anti- as you and me. And ain't nothin' wrong with being fat. wink
What Trussardi said made me think. It is pretty hard to explain the whole dead-and-still-has-feelings thing, and Meyer didn't even try to explain it.
In Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the series not the movie, it seemed only vampires with souls could have a shred of humanity. And in Ann Rice's novels, the vampires are all morbidly depressed and kinda psychotic acting. Dark and twisted. What's with the moody frat boy type vampires?
Not to mention, Bella isn't disturbed in the least - not even passingly - that Edward is dead. That's so . . . unnatural. *shudders*
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:07 pm
GreenInkling KingJack! Trussardi Lexie Red GreenInkling
Put it this way. She's okay with a 17-year-old hooking up with a hundred-year-old emotionally and mentally retarded vampire?
Hm, that actually makes it sound like Bella's the abusive one. Imagine that!
Maybe Edward doesn't really sparkle and Bella reads so much manga that she just imagine that he does. Let's not forget that she is pursuing a relationship with someone who is dead thus cannot be what you would call mentally stable. Maybe she found some drugs her dad confiscated and had a little party. Or maybe she's just some fat lonely Morman woman wishing her life would turn out this way.
Hey now. I'm sure some Mormons are just as anti- as you and me. And ain't nothin' wrong with being fat. wink
What Trussardi said made me think. It is pretty hard to explain the whole dead-and-still-has-feelings thing, and Meyer didn't even try to explain it.
In Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the series not the movie, it seemed only vampires with souls could have a shred of humanity. And in Ann Rice's novels, the vampires are all morbidly depressed and kinda psychotic acting. Dark and twisted. What's with the moody frat boy type vampires?
Not to mention, Bella isn't disturbed in the least - not even passingly - that Edward is dead. That's so . . . unnatural. *shudders*
Yeah, I agree. Anne Rice's vampire guys all seemed just a tad bit emo. But god were they effin hot! Mmm...Brad Pitt with long hair, pouty lips, and no crazed freak woman dragging him all over the world to adopt children that she doesn't take care of. *drools* Especially Lestat. Not Tom Cruise's Lestat, but Stuart Townsend's Lestat from Queen of the Damned (don't care what anyone says, I fricken love that movie!). heart Lol. Sorry, had to have my Anne Rice fangirl moment. What I would really like to hear or say to these girls that are ok with the JakexNessie relationship is, "Ok well what if you're daughter (or if they're too young, sister) started dating a 21 year old while she was 15. Would you tell her it's morally wrong and against the law? Or would you look the other way and tell her 'oh that's so sweet! it must be twu wuv"? And if they choose the latter, tell them just how stupid they are. I think maybe it's time to "smack a b***h".
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