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 Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:53 am
((Sure, i was going to say have Roy start winning, then as he delivers the finishing blow Shadow throws a kunai into the attacking monster angrily... ))
Shadow growled as his pervert hermits both we subdued by the trap cards. He was even more frustrated at the way that Roy obviously had the crowd favorite. He took the hit to his life points and went skidding back. His poor Roshi pervert hermit was destroyed. However Shadow didn't fret. Shadow shrugged at Roy's question of what the noise and random strangers were, his best guess was the crazy homeless of Iwagakure, because at this point he was convinced that the homeless were the group running this play program... It was now Shadow's turn, he grinned at Roy. Well, you seem to know how to handle your cards boy... He drew from his deck and smirked. But let's see how you handle this! He put a card down and flipped it over. I play 'Cheap Remake!' Where i choose one of your cards, and bring it to my side, as a crappy spin off! The Gundam card disappeared and reappeared on Shadow's side of the stage as a new card called 'SEED' . Shadow smiled, even though this card significantly weaker than the original. Oh, and Roy, i know EXACTLY what the fan boys want! And with that he flipped over the card he had played last turn. 'Fan Boy Logic'! suddenly a nerdy looking kid appeared behind the Gundam yelling and screaming. This card makes reality bend with his beliefs that this new series is 'Teh w00ts' and 'pwns the origanal' , therefore increasing its attack! Shadow smiled, now he had a powerful creature on the field while Roy currently did not have any trap cards left, however he was behind on life points. It was time to catch up! 'SEED'! Use fan boy logic to destroy... HIS WIFE'!!! And with that the Gundam rushed towards Roy's actor wife.
((Soooo, can anyone guess which anime i hated? Stupid SEED... Still, best robot series has to be GunxSword... Anyone...? ))
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:26 am
There was a large explosion and Roy slid back a bit as well. His hitpoints dropped significantly but he wouldn’t let this slide. “You b*****d! How DARE you destroy such a beautiful card and remake it with such a crappy piece of s**t. I’ll make sure you SUFFER for that!”
Roy pulled a card with all the dramatic flair one would expect for a hyperactive, under sexed, over hormoned teenage boy. “Oooooo. Heheheh. Now you’ll know true terror…”
Roy would soon slap a card face down onto the field and switch his Tsunade card into defensive mode. He would also place down 2 more monster cards in face down defensive position and tap his side of the field. “heheheheh your doom comes in 2 turns boy.”
He began to laugh and then looked back to the curtain, “Of course, that’s if my dear sweet….” He froze for a second… he realized that the Tsuchikage’s wife of the time… didn’t have a name. Or rather, no one knew it… he grumbled for a moment realizing what an oversight this was and decided to think of his feet. “That is if my dear sweet Ayama (amaya backwards), doesn’t decide to kill you first for destroying her favorite card I had made specially for her!”
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:33 am
((Back from lunch...why do I get the feeling that after this, Marcus will be in for a world of pain? O_o''
The Sannins dragging the Gai/Dan hybrid off the stage was another set. The Stage Crew are alternating the sets, so those backstage now actually don't know the specifics of the duel. But true, I imagine the respectable members of the audience would be furious. xDD))
Ayame stumbled back from the restrooms - in the audience now - and still looking rather green. The dung smell...awful...awful... She was a bit relieved to realize that they were still on the bridge scene - perhaps...oh no! What on earth going on! Gaping, the teenage Hyuuga stared at the duel, wide-eyed and sweatdropping... Holograms...? Seemed so, but still... She looked tentatively at the Konoha High Council members of the audience.
Uh-oh.
They were actually invited as soon as the Chuunin Exams begun...but hadn't made the trip until much later. Granted, the Konoha shinobi already present were ecstatic that several members of the High Council had condescended to actually come and made it in time for Eki Ate, especially with the fiasco with the Iwa High Council last night... They definitely needed someone level-headed and as experienced with politics to deal with the more headache-inducing matters. But...she got the feeling that very soon, those present here would regret that the Elders had ever made the trip...
In fact, many of them had their lips pressed together so tightly she feared that if their lips thinned any further, they'll disappear.
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:20 pm
((ok ok...really is drunk...and is gig...good combo good combo....let make some shiut fly!!!))
Giglamesh was trying to write a note to fore the kage to sing, this was his great plan. He wad going to have the sign say. "I taida Marcus hear by, grant ANBU authorization to Gogandantes Giglamesh, and cell 13." And he was going to henge as a fan girl to get him to sign. But after a while giglamesh would doubt his plan "That stupid...son of a b***h....probably cant even spell his own ******** name....or to stupid to use a pen.....mother ******** a shitty narrator ******** uop the story...i dont know the story but i know he is ******** it up cause he is stupid." At this point giglamesh had drank nearl all of the stall vendors beer, and had began moving on to his bottles of harder liquor, it was hard to imagine that giglamesh could become this broke down when he was alone. Its true most of his life he was alone, there were people around but none cared for them and likewise he didnt care for them, only becoming stronger. But that way he became a monster, since coming to iwa, he has cast away that monstrous shell and began to care for a decent number of people around them, and he to believes they care for him. But perhaps he has become to use to having people for him, to used to not standing alone, because now of all times when the others are performing on stage ...shizuka, shin, amaya, and even A.D.D poster child rai was up there. Kei was at home worn out and sleeping from sex with maiyuri, so giglamesh...was alone, perhaps he was taking this quite harshly, but none could be completely sure because....none he held important to him were around.
Giglamesh would sort of stand and back away from the bar stool, almost falling and he would push his way threw the crowd, with empty beer bottle in hand. Once he got to the middle of the crowd he was just staring at marcus. Once again giglamesh felt like marcus had taken everything from him. "BOOOO! The ******** narrator sucks!!!" giglamesh would launch the beer bottle out from his right hand at marcus, but being drunk it had the...natural curve to it and instead went towards the person playing obito. He would then shove back threw crowd returning to the bar stool and vendor from before wanting more liquor.
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:25 am
As Jiraiya asked him that question his eyes went wide with anger. The slit eye growing narrow. Expressing the anger behind them. Good thing he was using a henge, with a costume he wouldn't have been able to play the part as well. He shifted his footing and pulled his arm back. Then WHAM. He took the shot from the princess Orochimaru go the sly, devious smirk he was known for. Bringing his hand back up but placing it on top of the princess' head. "Well said Tsunade." His hand sat on her head for a second as if she were half his size even though that was far from the case. Then as the stage turned and they ended up backstage Rai slowly removed his hand. Half expecting to get pulverized by Elruda if he didn't. "I hope im not screwing up the character too much.." He mumbled, kind of to himself and kind of to Elruda. Then thinking to himself that he liked the eyes of this Orochimaru guy. I wonder if they make contacts like this? He wondered quietly to himself.
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 5:34 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 6:13 am
He just gave a subtle, almost shy smile as Elruda showed a little praise to his effort. But when he heard her giggle he had his attention on her. He was really more like Jiraiya under the surface then he would let on. "Take it easy on Shinratsu. He relies more on dodging hits then defending against them. And my name is Isagawa Raisuke. I guess you can say that. Shin and I haven't really taken time to get to know each other though." He would turn to her, not sure if he was getting too long winded and running out of time. But not really paying attention to that fact. "You are the one that was arguing with your mother about the Tsuchikage's ride. What is your name? Or should I just call you princess?" He said this jokingly. Referring to Tsunade's title of 'Slug Princess'. He didn't have any idea that she was the Hyuuga princess. Nor did he really know of the importance of the Hyuuga really. He just knew they possessed doujutsu.
[[Having Orochimaru kind of missing the other scenes to what is currently happening. Raisuke screwed up his part. >.>;;]]
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 6:23 am
Shin stepped forth and nodded to Raisuke, before turning aside slightly and doing the same to Elruda. "She is Hyuuga Elruda...the heiress to the Hyuuga noble family of Konoha."
Elruda made a face. "Don't do that. I can't sock Zephyr-jiji or Shika-jiji and mum or her hit team for it cuz they're...WELL...and the old bats in Hyuuga - erk...!!! ...this list is getting quite long..." She folded her arms and pouted. "If they call me 'chiisai-hime' one more time...hmph, they might as well say 'chibi'...then I fear that jerk Marcus-jiji will actually be right and I really won't grow..." A bit more muttering but then she smiled. "Call me Elruda! 'Elda' is fine too. No honorifics, unless you see one of the annoying bats from my family in earshot..." She shivered. "Then just -han would be fine." But -han was generally a honorific used for a commoner?
"Mum is a bit overprotective..." She muttered. "Because we were separated for almost a whole year thanks to the Masters. She was supposed to take me, when the defense line to the Fire Master fell and the main troops had to head to the country..." A soft pause. "The last she knew was the part of our estate where I was living in burning...Anzu-nii (he isn't actually my brother, he's from Zephyr-jiji's clan - the Senju family) told me Shika-jiji had to drag mum off because the Master was coming...she was in hysterics..."
"So she never knew the Senju rescued me from the fire. I fled...on my own...to Ame later...and there was where I found my Master and Sa-chan... Wrath-sensei taught me the shinobi skills and helped me to complete the first stage for my Juuken...though..." She laughed. "Granted, it was a bit painful. I got tossed in a ditch to learn chakra climbing...and well, dinner was the price at stake." She did a bit of motion in the air. "Sensei is from the Fujiko nobles of Ame...we met when I stepped into one of the traps on the swamp outside Ame...and got hurt... Anyhow, their house is this floating island-like piece in the middle of a swamp with lots of crocodiles...you wouldn't want to learn water-walk there..."
She shivered again. "Not only was the water boiling, not very fun to have the crocs charge at you..."
Shinratsu stared. "So...er...this was BEFORE you finished the basic curriculum, right?" What the hell...what kind of person IS her sensei!? "He...um...didn't leave you all alone right?"
Elruda beamed. "Yep! All alone!"
Shinratsu sweatdropped. "I'm starting to become convinced Giglamesh-sensei wasn't so bad...at least he kind of made sure to revive us..."
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 6:36 am
Marcus was on the side now, speaking with Morde quickly and using stage setup lingo so only they and the stage hands would understand. Getsue had gotten together the spare Genjutsu amplifiers from the Ninja ride. They were more than happy to lend them to Marcus… especially when he had such a convincing mediator go talk to them. The Byakugan could be a very intimidating thing to look at, specially when the person is already in your face.
Morde was in charge of putting up the amplifiers. However, there were a good deal more than either of them had anticipated so Marcus decided to edit the plan on the fly. “Ok, these three should go wall, center stage and those two on aft wall.”
Morde, holding a good hand full of the child sized machines over one shoulder simply nodded to Marcus as he dished out the instructions. As he finished, she would vanish into a plume of smoke. Marcus would look to Getsue and smile before kissing her cheek. “Great job love… but how’d you get that many?”
Getsue smirked a bit as she crossed her arms under her bossom, pushing it up. “Well… the ride was pretty dead since so many people are coming to the play. So they didn’t need as many… that and I threatened to stop his heart if he didn’t stop staring at my chest.” Getsue shrugged a bit as Marcus laughed.
“Hey, can I melt their minds now?” Yoko called out from under the stage.
Marcus looked over to her then out to the far edges of the city. Morde was moving fast and had already attached a large majority of the amplifiers. Only moments would pass before she came back to him. “Alright, their attached and powered.”
Marcus smiled to Morde and then looked over to Yoko. “Melt away.”
The amplifiers had, before now, been set to a pre made system but, with a little tweaking by the stage guys, they were applicable to take on a direct genjutsu from a powerful enough user.
Yoko sat under the stage where she couldn’t be disturbed. In front of her, one of the amplifiers had been modified to act as a receiver and was connected to the others. Yoko took a deep breath, closing her eyes to focus and, upon opening them, the Mengekyo began to blaze. She would apply the seal of the Monkey and gaze to the modifier before her.
Her power began to flow into the amplifiers and filter throughout the entire city. Slowly, piece by piece, the city began to vanish and be replaced by a huge field that looked of war and combat. Those that were there couldn’t understand what was going on… this was infecting everyone in the village. The amplifiers served for 2 purposes. The first as that they made it so Yoko used a significantly low amount of chakra to apply this genjutsu. The second was that it would amplify her natural genjutsu ability in terms of both range and power. The mengekyo already made genjutsu a pain to break, with these amplifiers, they’d be nearly impossible without special traits such as Byakugan.
The true field of war was displayed before the people with the stage that Roy and Shadow stood upon being the center of it all. The audience of the play were encircled by shinobi of both sides, gazing at their ‘leaders’ doing combat of a more… interesting verity.
Of course, in true Marcus behavior… he gave no explanation of what was going on. He wanted to see peoples reactions. Of course, he had a few helping hands with this. Crystal had positioned Puppets all over the village dressed in ANBU attire to quell any trouble that might arise do to this and explain to people that it was nothing but a genjutsu for the play. So damage would be minimal. But still… it’d be nice to experience all this.
“Let the true play begin. Harumi start the plan!”
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:32 am
Shadow grinned at Roy's anger from the remake deck. It was true, the Fanboy deck did inspire anger in many with it's l33t hacks. However Shadow was worried, he had to act fast if he wanted to win. He had one hope if he was going to win this game... However would it even be enough? Was Roy stoppable? Their would only be one way to find out, it would have to be Shadow's best against Roy's. Shadow grinned and drew a card with just as much, if not more under sexed drama... However Shadow being an adult it seemed a bit more creepy... Shadow rose an eye at Roy's statements though... It seemed strangely off, was he going to pull in a trick from outside the game? I mean yeah Shadow had already tried to plant explosives on the field three times... But that was cheating! Shadow shrugged it off. Please, your wife will be demolished just like you! Shadow laughed cockily. He could only do one thing, set up this turn, and strike all out next turn. He put down a monster card face down and then commanded. SEED! Destroy Young Tsunade! The robot then rushed to destroy the monster in defence mode. Shadow grinned, this wouldn't do any damage directly, but it would thin out the field a little.
((Haha i know its a meh-ish post, but i'm in a hurry, sorry XD ))
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:42 am
((If Shin, Elruda, Rai are not out on the stage I am saving this when they do get on stage))
Fire crackers would start to exploding coming from the top of the stage. The light on the stage would focus on what ever this event was. Cronos has Might Guy jumped down from the rafters and floated down gracefully. Guy(Cronos) yelled "Dynamic entry"as he landed on the ground fire works would than explode from many different directions all around guy. It would than light the robe he was wearing on fire. It was made out of some special cloth that emits colorful smoke went on fire. The fireworks stopped and the colorful smoke cleared revealing what was under its vial. Cronos was knelling he than stood up and did some fighting moves from the Kurisutoru Genkotusu.( Crystal fist). Than Crons yelled out to crowd at the top of his lungs "I am Maito Gai" fire crackers would than explode for more dramatic effects. The Guy was wearing the same thing that he would normally wear but instead of green it was a hot pink. Cronos than end it with a thumbs of and than the shiny smile " Behold the power of youth!". Guy(Cronos) was getting many strange looks from the crowd and from the actors.
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:13 am
((Shin/Rai/Elruda's conversation is from earlier with the first act...before the play went wrong. About four whole pages sequentially followed after their conversation. So Jin, don't forget to make a big break between the ending of the conversation and as they're heading onstage again... xDD
This goes with Citrus' post.))
By the time Elruda and Shinratsu returned from the restrooms, Elruda with her wig and rumpled clothes fixed (Shin with his clothes straightened)... Shin looked around. There was Raisuke...there was that other girl who was playing as Roy's wife...Roy's on stage along with that Shadow guy... Elruda was with him...the Obito guy was out cold...Katagi was over there with his 'teammate'...
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3...
2...
1...
Nothing.
...where the hell was Cronos?!
"...I have a very bad feeling about this...Elruda, Rai...let's go..."
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It wasn't just bad. It was awful... By this time, fortunately, not many were paying much attention to the duel and...well...Maito Gai in the pink spandex suit. No no, they were all much more concerned about their own safety...pandemonium had erupted... What the hell, since when did they get the chance to geographically make-over the field below the stage...? That Zephyr was gone too, so Shinratsu wasn't sure where the broken wooden flagpoles (and torn flags of course too) and ravaged terrain came from... The Hyuuga in the audience had jumped to their feet, Byakugan flared...but strangely the Hyuuga Elders faltered... However, the other guest High Council members from Konoha were not taking this way, save a select few...
Why?
Why does some of them seem so sure there was nothing wrong with this...battlefield scene...? Shin stepped aside, feeling a growing heading coming...and...hit something...? But there was nothing there...?
Shinratsu knocked on what seemed to be air and mimed a bit...feels like a box of some sort...unless it was...no...some sort of generator... Ah. And then, it made sense to him. His sharp memory recalled those big box-like generators he saw back at the roller coaster...he was pretty certain this was one of them... But why brought here? And certainly, with a powerful Genjutsu cast on it to veil it from plain sight. Shinratsu looked down to the crowd...the same gravity part of the ride which he fainted from earlier at the ride...Yokou-dono made it through, because there really wasn't any change in the gravitational force...it was all a Genjutsu...
That was why. The Genjutsu created the illusion of a battlefield but when the Hyuuga activated their Byakugan, the imaginary soldiers had no chakra systems...the few from the Konoha High Council who weren't Hyuuga that remained calm...probably Genjutsu masters or mistresses themselves... But they seemed to humor the idea for Shin saw them take on the traditional stances again.
A grin curved his lips. He wouldn't tell the others...this should be fun.
And that was when Cronos pranced into his direct line of vision. Shin scowled. This was going to be one unpleasant scene burned into his mind for the rest of his life...damn his photographic memory...
"You...you..." A veinpop formed.
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:48 am
[[what the bloody hell… I’ll kill you Cronos…]]
Marcus heard the fire crackers… didn’t know that there were any on the stage. He turned slowly to see the boy make the entrence. An arched eyebrow was what he got from Marcus.
Getsue looked to him with disgust, “Oh Kami-sama… what the bloody hell is that?!” She looked almost like she was about to throw up. She would turn her eye’s away from this, hating the fact that her Byakugan was active and making all of this so real in 360 degrees.
Morde looked up and began to snicker a bit, “Dude… you got cross dressers in your village.” She would look to Marcus and try to keep from laughing, “BAD cross dressers.”
Marcus could only burst into laughter, almost to the point of breaking Yoko’s concentration. He had to hold his breath a bit to try and calm down. This was just to rich really.
He couldn’t allow this to just go on without any… support.
[[don’t know if you’ve seen G Gundam but if you have Cronos, this should be friggin hilarious.]]
Marcus would leap onto the stage and discard his old man ficade. He to, was wearing a hot pink jumper suit but his hair was still white… NO one touched the hair. He looked to Cronos, “You FOOL! How DARE you only do 1 Dynamic entry with 10 explosions. You’ve failed as a martial artist. In my day I could do 2 in the time it would take for 20 explosions to go off!”
He turned to Cronos, the aging paint still on him so he looked far older than he was, “I’ll show you, the TRUE heart of combat. GAI-KUN!!!”
Marcus would then drop into a combat stance, looking ready to lunge at Cronos provided he knew what was going on.
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:04 am
Roy would hear the commotion and look over to the other part of the stage. A huge… HUGE sweat drop ran down his head… it was roughly the size of his body. He didn’t even pay attention to the fact that his Tsunade card had been destroyed. He turned to Shadow and sighed, “Sooo… Konoha… hear it’s nice this time of year… you guys wouldn’t happen to have any open slots there would ya?”
One of the stage hands whispered to Roy, “Pst! Maito Gai was a Konoha Shinobi. Not Iwagakure…”
Roy looked to the hand, “I KNOW THAT! BUT THE ******** PLAYING HIM IS FROM HERE!” he yelled and then began to cry a bit. He looked to Shadow, “Ok… ok… I have to kill you figuratively now so I can kill him physically in a minute.”
Roy would draw a card with all the furver and fury of… an emo kid with swirlys of doom around him… yea… yea exciting. He soon would flip over the card he had laid down the turn before. On the card was a picture of multiple men fainted on the ground. “Oversexed orgy… it… well… each of the girl cards on the field go under my command till the cards gone and boosts their damage by some number… yea… attack girls…” he turned the 2 defensive cards into face up attack. One was of an older looking Tamari and Ino with large breasts and they would move to attack.
Roy just lowered his head…
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:10 am
Harumi would catch her cue, and she would would hop on to center stage. She would then hold her hand up in air as if praising the gods. She was wearing a raged outfist that made her look like a hermit. She would clear her throat, and her voice changed and sounded...almost evil. "I have had far to many creatures in my territory for to long, and i have grown sick of you insects and now i will get rid of all of you myself!!" Harumi would smash her hand in to the ground hard sending a wall of dust up making it so she could quickly disappear. Then everybody would see it, several...no hundreds of little bumps going threw the ground, as if something was tunneling under the ground. Under the crowd, under the stage, in the stage floor, in stone building. They were coming from all over and all going to a single spot. Then The ground would rumble and quake like thunder.
Then came a towering pillar out from behind the stage, it was like a huge building would suddenly pop out of the ground behind the stage. But as dust and dirt chunks would fall off and down to stage below they would see something else. It was a massive MASSIVE monster, it appeared somewhat like a reptile thats had pillars of fire erupting forms its back that almost looked like spikes. The creature was so large that it was standing behind the stage leaning over it the stage, the stage only being the size of its chest, it would lean over the stage and have its right hand against the ground leaning over. It long neck brought its head around over the crowd and looking back at stage at eye level, its head was as big as the stage it could eat them all in one bite. In is right hand it had a massive switch blade, which it would press making it flip out. In its right hand a Ak-47 with a drum barrel clip. Across its torso it was a sash that said Miss Japan 1973.
It would let out a horrifying roar, then it would begin to suck in air as if it was going to blow out a massive blast of fire or something. But instead lazer beams would begin to fire from its eyes and as they did the massive monster would say."PEW PEW! .....I am the ten tailed demon, Bakushimucanjurakufujikujaku!!! And i will kill ALL OF YOUUUUU!!!" The demons massive tail would rear up and come down SMASHING LIKE MASSIVE A STONE AIMING FOR OBTIO....as well as probably the entire right side of stage. As the stage would become smashed and destroyed from its tail....they would probably realize, this giant demon was no genjutsu it was solid.
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