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"THERE WE GO NYAO!!!" Harumi would steam shovel the the crowd knocking bodies up in to the air like bowling pins, and she would leap up on to stage with heavy thud. "Marky! (marcus) I can aid with the genjutsu nyao i could be a bi!!!"A poof of fire, that would spiral and turn in to a small twister of fire. Riffs from a guitar would be heard from withing, and as it dissipated, hyoumaru stood on stage. "I aint no pro at genjutsu....but if you need the sound to spread it im you man six(marcus)." He was reffering to the sound educed genjutsu, ...which he altered from a flute to a guitar, and with his amp, or larger amp he could spread it across the village no problem.

Giglamesh was still at the stall drinking by himself, and he was drinking very heavily very quickly. By now he saw the play had become somewhat hetic, and soon he would be drunk enough to cheer for...well anything. Giglamesh would reach to the radio on his back, turning up the volume enough to where he could hear it good, and those close could hear it slightly.

"Make you normal? Sorry about that, but trust me you look a lot better with all of that yellow hiding your ugly mug." Katagi commented back to with a small laugh. "It's okay Obito, I don't expect much from you anyway. Be useful and uh...Carry my stuff." He...Didn't exactly have much to give, he just handed over the Kunai that Minato gave him. "Er...So...Don't use it? Why would you guys give it to me? For show?" Said Kakashi as he arched his brow in confusion. Soon after they would arrive at a bridge and...attempt to help the old guy. "Wait...why is Konohagakure helping the Tsuchikage, what the hell is going on?"

Shadow looked at the young girl with an angry expression. How could she suggest to use little brother as bait! NO! Well now that you're here... Er, being the oldest an all, watch the team as i help this frail old man! Before he left however he stopped by Obito and smiled You're doing great kid, keep it up! He rustled his hair a bit and started to walk. Looking back he smirked cockily at Kakashi. You to, brat... By the way imma beat the hell outta you for the yellow later! After the threat was muttered he then let out a giant grin as he began to walk along

Shadow looked over at the girl who was joining them with remote interest. He had actually never seen her before, however he didn't doubt she was part of the play. He smiled at her and just said No, no! Please call us team 'Babe Magnet'. He said it with such confidence that it seemed like he wanted, without a doubt, that to be their team name. He watched as she forced water down little brothers throat and with that he continued on smiling

It was a weird feeling, trying to act. He knew that Sakeme was by far the most responsible, however she was acting as Rin who was one of his students. Bah! So confusing! He smiled cheerfully walking up the bridge towards the old man, completely unaware of the legendary Sannin that were plotting against him. He extended an arm out to the frail old man. Take my hand grandpa! Then tell all of our good deeds! And of our pretty women! He said playfully nodding to Sakeme. Admitedly he was doing this part more to make her blush, since she was cute when she blushed. Little did he know that this was probably just going to make his enemies more rage filled, and therefore, his imminent beatings more fierce... Those were beside the point! He could avoid them for another day!

"That's my husband, Nyaa!" Shizuka would glomp Shadow. "They don't call him the yellow flash for nothing! He is completely yellow and moves in a flash!" Shizuka stated the obvious as Katagi was unwilling to stop the yellow Genjutsu on Shadow. "So we help this old guy then Destroy Iwagakure right?" That sounded really weird, since she did live in Iwagakure. Anyway, she would let go of Shadow as she finished her own lines. "Team sexy babes are here to save the day, nyaa" She said complete with a pose, that was until the old guy began groping her. Shizuka's eyes were pure white with black boarders, he mouth dropped as she was shocked at what just happened. "ERO OLD MAN! ERO OLD MAN!" She would begin to hit the old guy over his head.

Shadow grinned at Shizuka's enthusiasm to the part, he grinned and as she struck a pose he helped with a dramatic point towards the sky! Though if this play was going to veer off course, he might as well claim Rin his mistress. Oh once the time presented itself... Shadow grinned at Shizuka's comment and said Haha! That is how i earned my nickname. They also call me 'Skips out on meals' and -
'DUMBASS!' someone yelled from the audience, and it was met with a roar of laughter. Shadow shrugged not getting especially mad since this play had gone towards comedy at this point...

Shadow looked open mouthed and appalled at the old man's refusal of a hand shake. This part wasn't in the text! He was even more surprised at the open lecherous nature! As the man proceeded to grope his friends and team mates Shadow yelled angrily at the old man, proceeding to shake his fist, and jump around in an almost comedic manner. You old b*****d! Is this how you thank people you damned pervert!? What do you care! I bet it doesn't even work at your age! Hey would you pay attention to me!!! And with that he gave a swift kick to the old mans hip area, not to actually do damage, more out of comedic rage. He knew if he gave an actual damaging kick he'd probably find himself with multiple broken bones which he didn't want to deal with right now. And yes, we are from Konoha you dirty perv! Why do you ask? Wait! Why did you even ask for my help? You seemed like a perfectly capable ninja! Is their something more, something that will require... With that he jumped back and ran his hands through his hair striking a rather dramatic pose Konoha's Dashing Yellow Flash?

"Ahhh the yellow flash's team too huh? Heheheh I see I see... well now... guess I'm in luck here." The old man would retract his hands and soon move them at lightning speed. He would slam his fist into the ground and yank up a portion of the earth and toss it over the two girls in a dome like fashion.

He then turned to the boy without waiting to see if the move worked or not. "See little boy, I'm here to kill you and your friends but I'm not gonna lay a hand on the girllies... nto yet. Sure they'd fetch a nice penny on the open market... hehehehehehe But now... lets see how well the Yellow Flash really is."

The old man would tap his back a bit, again acting as if he was trying to fix his back but still... it was obvious he was far stronger than originally thought.


[[Ok, listen up. combat in this play will be ignorantly simplified. Pretty much, you can say your character has any jutsu that makes reasonable sense thats alreaedy in the guild system. And to see if your attack works or not, both parties simply roll a 20 die. Whoever has the higher number, wins. And attacker wins ties. The number of jutsu you can use will be on a point system like this.

Everyone has 20 points. E and D rank jutsu use up 1 point. C rank jutsu use up 2. B use up 3. A use up 4 and S use up 5 points.

And everyone has 100 HP. Again, another point system. E and D rank attacking jutsu take 10 HP. C takes up 20. B takes 30. A takes 40 and S takes 50.

And each person can only do up to 5 actions or 1 B rank or higher jutsu.

Simple enough folks?]]

Shadow smiling at Kakashi's determination and readiness, decided to run over to the rock thing, knocking on the wall to make sure the females were okay. As he saw him start to use a mock Chidori Shadow laughed cheerfully, being playfully reminded of Kurai back in his younger days. Don't be so reckless, Kakashi! He didn't jump in right away however, he wanted to see if his student could handle this perverted old stitch in history. He instead started making sound effects for the chidori that sounded something like Bewewewew chikaclashchikachika raorao beeeeeeew He said this sound effect with a very serious look on his face, making it all the more silly. He was a little worried at what the narrator had to throw at them, but that's why he was waiting on the sidelines, to observe and help only if needed. After all Kakashi was a Jounin now, right? Meh, something like that, he needed to get back to sounds!