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 Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:50 pm
Granted. But it all melts, and because it's infinite, it drowns the whole world in chocolate syrup. Everyone drowns. Eventually, chocolate fills up the galaxy, and it becomes the Chocolate Milky Way.
I wish for a better step-dad that WONT annoy me.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:18 am
Granted, but instead of annoying you he embarrasses you in public.
I wish it would stop raining and that the sun would come out.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:30 am
Granted. When it stops raining, the sun comes toward earth and engulfs it in a sea of fire and solar radiation that kills everyone.
I wish my grass was wet enough to use fireworks.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:14 am
Granted, but your grass is soaking wet, and the fireworks are put out before they even set off.
I wish my friend was never robbed.
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:00 am
Granted. But the robber hit your house instead.
I wish I could never be sober again.
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:03 pm
Granted, but then you have to do something to make you not think about it.
I wish I had both of my friends back.
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2016 10:12 am
Zombies now!
I wish more people posted here.
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2016 1:18 pm
Granted, but they are on vacation.
I wish my family accepted my gifts from Florida.
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