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 Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:22 pm
I thought it would get dry quicker if I tazed it!
Cats hate bein' wet, ya know.
You bought yourself a Justin Bieber album!
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:22 pm
I was drying her off with a blow dryer!
You stalked me down
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:25 pm
I only bought it so I could stalk her down and give it to her.
You stole my computer!
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:56 am
Kotaro Fuma and Tsuruhime…
just to watch Youtube, which my 6~year~old laptop doesn't seem to like with out current internet...
you ate a live bomb!
Bestest/craziest/strangest couple ever
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 12:43 pm
I was acting! That was a prop.
Realistic, isn't it?
You just murdered that old hag who makes you cookies!!
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 12:47 pm
Socrates once said: "I know that I know nothing..."
But you said it was a little game we were playing. Like in COD and all, 100 points for her, and only 10 points for the kitty cat... what was I supposed to think?
You snatched my wits.
Me: "But I do know that I seek to know, despite knowing I'll never know.
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 12:51 pm
Objection, you specifically asked that I take care of them while you were killing that old lady.
You captured thirty endangered animals!
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 1:00 pm
And put them into breeding programs to keep their respective species alive.
You rigged the vote to be elected as president!
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 1:13 pm
Only so I could fix the debt crisis and bring home all the soldiers sent over seas!
You slashed my tires. >:U
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 1:19 pm
Socrates once said: "I know that I know nothing..."
Didn't I tell you that in desert sand it's best to have as much contact between tires and sand? A nifty little trick.
You bullied everyone till they voted for you as prom queen.
Me: "But I do know that I seek to know, despite knowing I'll never know.
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Distinct Conversationalist
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 1:43 pm
Objection, way off!... I bullied everyone till they voted me prom KING. Shesh...
You stepped on my foot!
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 1:49 pm
I was only trying to kill the bug that wanted to crawl up your leg. It could have be poisonous!
You sank my battleship!
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:07 pm
Socrates once said: "I know that I know nothing..."
As an archaeologist I must object, It's for the greater good ;P
you bled on my clothes!
Me: "But I do know that I seek to know, despite knowing I'll never know.
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 3:05 pm
They needed the color!
You took my barbecue sauce!
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