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 Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:38 pm
Zeus: Yes, but you will fly too high, be blinded by the sun, and plummet down to earth to meet your untimely doom.
Hmm... Artemis, can you please tell me WHY you want to stay a virgin for your whole existence?
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:02 pm
Artemis: Yes, but then I'll have to turn you into a pig.
Hey Pan, set me up with a crook that controls animals?
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Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:26 pm
Pan: sure, but dont be to surprised when no human will come near you because of the stench...
apollo please make me both immortal and enternally young...
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:09 am
Apollo: Granted! But you will forever see your loved ones parish before your eyes!
Athena grant me power like none other!
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:51 am
Athena, sure, but that wouldn't be so wise.. And don't think it isn't, for I am the goddess of wisdom.
Hades, can I give some cake to your three headed dog?
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:51 am
Hades: Granted! But they get quite picky over who gets to eat first.. you may have to break up a fight between a 3 headed dog and himself.
Poseidon! Grant me passage to the land of the cyclopes so I can visit your son, Polyphemus the Blind.
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:41 pm
Poseidon: fine (still mifted about that...) He's always hungry.
Hermes can you deliver a letter for me? please, pretty please?!
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:14 pm
Hermes: Granted my dear! -sly look- But I can't promise that the seal won't be broken.
Hermes read me a message from Poseidon!
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Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 12:27 am
Hermes: Of course, but I can't promise that you'll understand all of the ancient Greek.
All mighty Apollo, I hurt myself again. I gashed my foot open on my bed on accident when I woke up this morning. Can you break out your godly first-aid kit again?
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Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:17 pm
Apollo: *looks at you unaprovingly* fine, but other horendious injures will befall you and i wont be there so... there.
Enyo please destory the enemies i made on ebay... come on... it'll be fun...
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:26 pm
He destroys your enemies but there children all go to your house and kill your family
zeus please give me wing to fly
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:35 pm
Zeus: Yay, target practice!
Hephaestus: Can I have Talos' leg?
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 9:34 pm
Hephaestus: sure... just make sure your magic is better than one of the most powerful witches ever to live... Medea has a reputation...
Hecate... tell me what kind of snack you'd like me to leave you at the crossroads please... its so hard to know what you gods want to eat...
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 5:24 pm
Hecate: You know what I've really been craving lately? YOU.
Thanatos - You, me, Hypnos. My place. Right now.
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High-functioning Shapeshifter
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 9:03 pm
Thanatos: ~ContessaLeandra~ would kill ME if I even considered it.
Dionysus: Make me an insane genius like Einstein?
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