PETITION THE GODS....

[Sindavra]

The aim is for each member to make a wish to a certain God, and
the next postee then grants the wish, but adds an evil twist to it.
ill give you an example

Fred: Oh Hermes, please lend me your winged sandals so I can fly.

Hermes: Granted, but you get mistaken for a UFO.

Bob: Dear Zeus, please can you transform me into a Dragon.

Zeus: Granted, but you are killed by a man called George.

My Go:

Dear Poseidon, please can you take me on a trip to Atlantis?  

[joshleal]

Poseidon: Granted, but you drown on the way there.

My request: ummm... can the titans be locked in Tartaraus?  

[Herry Rockabore]

Zeus: Sure thing, the guard is going to be Pandora.

My request is: Athena, can I borrow your owl? Pretty please?!  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Athena: You may but it will peck your eyes out.

My Request: Hera can't you control your stepkids?  

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Hera: Yes, but I will order them to kill you.

My Request: Apolloun, can you replace my GT music teacher?  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Apolloun: Yes but you will never do anything but play music until you starve to death.

My request: Can I have a puppy that comes from one of Artemis's hunting hounds?  

[Lenimph]

Artemis: Granted, but it will be the runt and have a serious case of ADHD

My Request: Aphrodite, may I borrow your girdle?  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Aphrodite: You may but it will never be able to be taken off until you die which will be by a group of angry women for stealing their guys with the girdle's magic.

My request: Demeter can you and your son-in-law learn to get along?  

[Herry Rockabore]

Demeter: Sure thing, though it may damage the crops and agriculture.

My Request: Eros can I borrow your magic arrows? 4laugh  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Eros: Yes but you will die being mobbed by crazy fans.

My request: Can I write a crazy book about some of you gods?  

[Sindavra]

Zeus: Granted, but I shall send the Furies to pester you whenever you have writer's block.

My Request: Pan, can I borrow your panpipes for a week?  

[Lenimph]

Pan: Granted, but whenever you shall play them you will be given the sex drive of a Satyr.

My Request: Athena, will you teach me how to weave?  

[Cinna-it]

Athena: Granted, but then you'll be better than I am and I'll turn you into a spider.
My Request: Will you guys clean my room for me?  

[Sindavra]

Hera: Yes, but you shall forfeit your room to us because we made such a good job of it.

My Request: Apollo, could you teach my sister to sing better as she is giving me a headache!  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Apollo: Yes but in return you shall both be my slaves.

My request: Can someone please thank Hephaestus for everything he does for the gods?