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 Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:41 pm
 Ares: Yes, but you shall be petrified in your most important battle.
Charon, can I please get a free ride in the ferry?
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:25 pm
Charon: Yes, but it will sink to the bottom with you in it.
Hades: Can I cheat death and never age?
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 3:07 pm
Hades: Yes, unfortunately Thanatos will kill you when I tell him you cheated.
Ares, teach me how to fence?
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 3:15 pm
Ares: Yes, but you'll lose when it counts the most.
Eros, can you help my sister find a boyfriend?
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Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:35 am
Eros: Sure....but he'll be blind.
Zeus, please claim me as your child.
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Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:21 pm
Zeus: Sure, just let me go tell Hera the good news!
Hermes, do you have a way to exercise that isn't painful I could use?
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Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:32 am
Hermes: Yes, but the process of obtaining this goal is very painful.
Apollo: Teach me to shoot a bow and arrow?
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:35 pm
Apollo: Okay, now balance this apple on your head...
Hey Eros ol' buddy ol' pal, can I borrow one of your arrows?
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:33 am
Eros: sure, but you'll miss your target and hit the person you hate most. good luck with that one...
Athena can i be your friend? xd
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:38 pm
Athena: I shall grant your wish, mortal, but first you must become my enemy.
Oh great Apollo, can you break out the godly first aid kit and heal my soar throat?
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 1:52 am
Apollo: consider your finger healed but everyone youve ever love is now dieing on the plague.
Nike, can you help me succeed in all the things i have a passion for?
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:22 am
Nike: Sure, why not. Let me just try to fly to every single thing you're having a passion for. You're friends are okay with a winged goddess, right?
Aphrodite, can you take away the crush you have placed on me?
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:16 am
Aphrodite: Yes, now everyone hates you.
Demeter, grow me a garden?
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:23 pm
Demeter: of course my child! its full of the most beautiful man eating plants youve ever seen; oh and youll also have to weed it everyday... xd
Clio, can you teach me the truth of history?
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:34 pm
-----------------------------------------♥♪♥♪♥♪♥♪♥♪♥----------------------------------------- ~She’s going to change the world… Clio: Why not? Let's start with you being concieved, and...[xD]
Zeus, may I be given the gift to fly?
But she can’t change me… -Chris Cornell, Can’t Change Me
-----------------------------------------♥♪♥♪♥♪♥♪♥♪♥-----------------------------------------
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