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 Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:41 am
Apollo: Yes, but right after target practice. Catch my drift?
Hermes: Can I have a pair of winged sandals too?
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:04 am
Hermes: Yes, But you have to give me your feet.
Poseidon, Can I borrow your trident?
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:33 pm
Poseidon: Have fun using it without hands!
Helios, may I have my own red cow?
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:35 pm
Sure but you will be punished for 'stealing' it.
My question: Why does Artemis want to stay a virgin..?
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:37 pm
~ContessaLeandra~ (What sort of slave are we talking about? 0.o; Lmfao!) Hermes: I'm a god, what other kind of slave do we need?
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:09 pm
joshleal Sure but you will be punished for 'stealing' it. My question: Why does Artemis want to stay a virgin..? Artemis: I'll answer, but then I shall turn you into a stag. Hermes, will you steal the answers for tomorrow's geography test?
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:38 pm
Hermes: No problem, but it's for the 5th grade Geography class.
Hera, can you save me from all the roving males, so I don't get raped?
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:23 pm
Hera: Fine, but the females shall rape you, I'm having a bad day, I just caught my husband with some human today.
To Artemis: Can I be turned into a hound instead?
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:34 pm
Artemis: Granted but you get turned into half man half hound monster and get killed by some big shot hero
To Hephaestus: Please grant me the skills to make a great sword.
♫♪♫China Girl-David Bowie♪♫♪  
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:17 pm
 Hephaestus: You shall make the great sword that ends your life.
Athena: May I have a laurel wreath made of gold?
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:32 pm
Athena: Yes, but it will be so heavy that you cannot lift it let alone wear it.
Zeus: Will you come to a Father/Daughter picnic?
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:58 pm
yes but you shall be beat by magic spoons
hades:kill me
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:59 pm
zues: sure, we're having rat poison. and if u don't eat, i will be very mad.
Me: Ares, can i get super streng=th?
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:59 pm
close-2-ground yes but you shall be beat by magic spoons hades:kill me Hades: No Ares: Okay, unfortunately it will require the removal of your limbs. Oh Bountiful Demeter, will you please give me a never ending bowl of breakfast cereal?
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:43 pm
Demeter: Yes, but it will be in the toilet bowl.
Ares: Can you teach me to fight?
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