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 Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:18 pm
Mneysmone:Coming right up. Let me see when I'm available. Nope, not until three thousand years. You can wait that long, right?
Hermes:Can you tell me how to build something cool?
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:37 pm
Hermes: Of course, you do understand Ancient Greek don't you?
Zeus, any chance you could lift this cloud cover?
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:51 am
Zeus: I will lift it, then drop it onto your shoulders. You can be Atlas' understudy.
Morpheus, can you stop messing around with my dreams please?
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:37 pm
Morpheus: Sure, but then my brother Hypnos won't visit you at all.
Pasithea, can you put me in a state of permanent relaxation? All this stress is getting to me.
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:34 pm
Pasithea: Granted but you are doomed to listen to "Darkside of the Moon" play over and over for all time.
"Dear Tyche please grant me the ability to win the lottery."
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:53 pm
Tyche: You will win only one lottery and the prize will be a life-long stay at Alcatraz!
Can somebody please give Apollo a Perm?
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:11 pm
Okay, you hold him down whilst I knock him out. While we're at it, why don't we dye his hair pink and shave his eyebrows off?
Oh Swift Iris, can you get a hold of some leprechaun gold for me?
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:20 pm
Iris: Sure! Here's a faulty metal detector that only finds dog crap instead of gold. Have fun!
Oh Great Poseidon, please can you raise Lyonesse from its watery depths?
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 5:59 pm
Poseidon: Of course, but your hometown must submerge in its place.
My Request: Oh worthy Dionysus, could you pass the wine?
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 6:03 pm
I sure can! mrgreen Maybe... if I don't drink it all first. cheese_whine
Goddess of the Century, would you deign to give me your divine name?
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 6:16 pm
My divine name is yours, but with the number 2 at the end.
Oh great Persephone, could you describe how the pomegranate tasted?
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 8:52 pm
Persephone: It was rather tart, and it's a pain to chew around every single seed. I guess that was for the best, though, otherwise I'd be in the Underworld much longer.
Hermes, can we be besties?
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:14 pm
Hermes: OK, but you have to be my slave for lets say... 500 years.
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:54 pm
(What sort of slave are we talking about? 0.o; Lmfao!)
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Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 9:12 am
Hermes: Love slave, what else? heart
Hey Apollo, do you give voice lessons?
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