JOKE JOKE (new jokes added post #10)

[Creator Nan]

What does Reserve mean? Its a weird one line joke... pirate  

[lunaci]

add this to the archive:

your mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.  

[killafrog]

lunaci

add this to the archive:

your mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

alright thx for the joke added it biggrin if u got any more plz let me know biggrin biggrin xd  

[Chris de Medich]

your mama is so fat....
that the horse on her polo shirt is real!!

lol

ok im done...  

[lunaci]

hee-hee! heart

"Yo' mama is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and out came skittles"  

[mekutataki]

On a difernet note:

(From Stephen King's Duma Key)
As the mathmatician said when he divided by zero... Here goes nothing!  

[mekutataki]

Go 2 for the chuck norris Archive:

Chuck norris invented the girafe u know... Yeah, he got mad and uppercut a horse.

And: Chuck Norris is the only person who can successfully slam a revolving door!  

[killafrog]

thx for th jokes haha hope get more mrgreen  

[Nei1]

What did the cop do when he arrested a mime?

He mimed him his rights.
rolleyes  

[killafrog]

nice one nei1 thats pretty good  

[Darth_Akira72987]

Add these to the Chuck Norris facts:

Chuck Norris blew up the Challenger space shuttle. When asked why he said, "I never left a challenger alive."

Chuck Norris invented the internet so people can talk about how great Chuck Norris is.  

[Pink Fregia]

If its sexual harassment when a man talks nasty to a woman, what is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?


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