Mr. Kind-of-Wonderful's Thread of AMUSING JOKES!!!

Do you like Amusing Jokes?!

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Heh. I'm not the funny type of person.

[Mr. Kind-of-Wonderful]

Why did the millionaire hire have his butler to make his false teeth instead of a denist?

Becuase his butler was an inDENTUREd servant!

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[Mr. Kind-of-Wonderful]

MySecretChemical

Heh. I'm not the funny type of person.

You'll never realize your complete funny potential with that attitude, MySecretChemical!

[Mr. Kind-of-Wonderful]

One last joke before I hit the hay!

( How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? )~ talk2hand

domokun ~ ( I dunno--)

( You don't know?! )~ talk2hand

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(let's keep this thread alive, ladies and germs! i'll see you in the funny pages!)

[Mr. Kind-of-Wonderful]

Three new jokes for the day!

Why aren't hipsters any good at karate?

They can't get past the white belts!

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[Mr. Kind-of-Wonderful]

Joke two:

What's black, white, green and red all over?

A frog in a blender! (I lied about the black and white part)

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[Mr. Kind-of-Wonderful]

And the final joke! (for now!)

domokun ~( Dude! How's your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special. )

( To tell you the truth, I'm really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said I could teach him to sing like a bird. )~ mrgreen

domokun ~( You bought a fish because you thought you could teach him to sing like a bird? I can't believe it! )

( Well, yeah. After all, he's a parrot fish. )~ mrgreen

domokun ~( I hate to tell you this, dude, but while you might be able to teach a parrot bird to sing, you're never going to get anywhere with a parrot fish. )

( That's what you think! He can sing all right. The thing is, he keeps singing off-key. It's driving me crazy. Do you know how hard it is to tuna fish? )~ mrgreen

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(See you in the funny pages!)

[Mr. Kind-of-Wonderful]

A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.

She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

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[Ambu]

A poem from the bathroom:

Here I sat broken hearted,
I tried to s**t but only farted.

Then one day I took a chance,
I tried to fart but s**t my pants!

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-nothing funnier than a good poop joke pirate

[[Superman]]

Mr. Kind-of-Wonderful

domokun ~( Knock Knock! )

( Who's there? )~ ninja

domokun ~( The Interrupting Cow )

( The Interru-- )~ ninja

domokun ~( MOOOO! )


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I heard that joke on this show called the vicar of dibly

[Mr. Kind-of-Wonderful]

Ambu

-nothing funnier than a good poop joke pirate

Truer words ne'er spoken! (welcum to the thread Amburgler!)

[Mr. Kind-of-Wonderful]

[Superman]

Mr. Kind-of-Wonderful

domokun ~( Knock Knock! )

( Who's there? )~ ninja

domokun ~( The Interrupting Cow )

( The Interru-- )~ ninja

domokun ~( MOOOO! )


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I heard that joke on this show called the vicar of dibly

I heard that joke on YOUR MOM! ha haj/k not really!

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[Mr. Kind-of-Wonderful]

What does Michael Jackson like best about twenty-eight year olds?

There's twenty of them!

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[Ambu]

Mr. Kind-of-Wonderful

Ambu

-nothing funnier than a good poop joke pirate

Truer words ne'er spoken! (welcum to the thread Amburgler!)

Surely ;D

Amburgler gonk

[Mr. Kind-of-Wonderful]

Ambu

Mr. Kind-of-Wonderful

Ambu

-nothing funnier than a good poop joke pirate

Truer words ne'er spoken! (welcum to the thread Amburgler!)

Surely ;D

Amburgler gonk

I promise not to make it a permanent nickname wink

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