Ryndilee
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- Posted: Mon, 21 May 2012 00:08:13 +0000
The Intro-ho-ho-ho
Have you ever heard of the Zombiepocalypse? You knoooow... when the walking dead decide that they've had enough s**t hanging around in the underground without brains and have decided to take matters into their own hands? Or when most of the living decide that HEY, through the magic of infection/ray gun/insertsomethingcoolhere they really can become slobbering superhumans that feel no pain and want one thing and one thing only? Yeah, something like that. You know what I'm talking about.
Ryndilee the empty-headed wistful faun has heard one of those rumors where the secret to surviving any Zombie Apocalypse is one thing and one thing only:
Yes. It appears that science has proven that through the magic of owning felines does one protect oneself from the armies of the undead. Is this true?
Regardless of the validity of this statement, Ryndilee is a horrible cat-lover and won't listen to anyone otherwise. Thus the grey-skinned satyr has made it her quest to horde those frisky little buggers lest the zombies come to the forest.
But.. holy crap these cats are expensive. And that's an understatement! 30 million gold for a single kitty cat! She has some questing to do.... Won't you join her adventuring company and help save her from the incoming zombie-vasion?
Have you ever heard of the Zombiepocalypse? You knoooow... when the walking dead decide that they've had enough s**t hanging around in the underground without brains and have decided to take matters into their own hands? Or when most of the living decide that HEY, through the magic of infection/ray gun/insertsomethingcoolhere they really can become slobbering superhumans that feel no pain and want one thing and one thing only? Yeah, something like that. You know what I'm talking about.
Ryndilee the empty-headed wistful faun has heard one of those rumors where the secret to surviving any Zombie Apocalypse is one thing and one thing only:
Cats.
Yes. It appears that science has proven that through the magic of owning felines does one protect oneself from the armies of the undead. Is this true?
Regardless of the validity of this statement, Ryndilee is a horrible cat-lover and won't listen to anyone otherwise. Thus the grey-skinned satyr has made it her quest to horde those frisky little buggers lest the zombies come to the forest.
But.. holy crap these cats are expensive. And that's an understatement! 30 million gold for a single kitty cat! She has some questing to do.... Won't you join her adventuring company and help save her from the incoming zombie-vasion?