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IN THE NAME OF THE MOON! WRITING COMPETITION? SCHOOLKID COMP!
Name:Venice Malloroyx [Ven-is] [Mall-oh-rocks]
Nicknames: Veevee, (Roller Derby - Vengeful Venice)
Gender:Female
Age:20
School/Job: Sovereign Heights
Fav. Food: Cheeseburgers, fries, pasta (anything tinned or processed )
Hated Food:Mushrooms @_@ she hates them.
Hobbies:
Roller Derby Venice's first + quite possibly only love (aside from a few affairs here and there) in the entire universe! Having never fitted the stereotype of a girly girl Venice took to roller derby like a fish to water, and her life soon revolved around the sport, from 6am training sessions to all night session after winning a game, it was as they say her calling. Know as Vengeful Venice on the court she started life as a pivot, but moved over to the blocker position later on in her derby career. She is now the the leader and co-fonder of Deck'Em Dolls a new Roller derby group set up for girls 18 + (17 if you show a lot of heart). If you want to join she is more than happy to lend an ear, as long as you can take an elbow to your gullet (where ever that may be) she is willing to listen.
Spray Painting:When Venice isn't knee deep in mud or oil she is spending her 'free' time expressing herself through her 'art' -- well, if you can call it that. What started as a rebellious act to write rude words on school property soon became a beloved hobby and Venice's talent for using spray paint became apparent after a short while. Now she uses her skills to paint cars and her beloved quad bikes. Although she knows her skills may never be internationally recognised as artistic talent, it wont stop her from painting your new car with florescent green moon monsters over the bonnet....even if you didn't ask.
Quad biking: Next to her skates, quad biking is her other love affair, a gift bestowed to her via her late father. Not everybody loves this gift as much as Venice though, let alone the neighbours or the police (on occasion), her mother and siblings all have to put up with the grease and grime that stems from this hobby, including the 3am wake up calls of her driving back after an evenings "adventure" (see where the police come in?) - a good girl at heart, she just cant resit revving that engine whatever the time.]
Singing: The girl may be no good at it but if she isn't screaming out the latest hits to her friends she is humming her way through another repair job on her bike. She isn't terrible, just not professional standard (this is what she tells people before singing for them...and she is, she is truly terrible) and life would be quite boring to her if she couldn't sing, even normal everyday responses are in threat of having tuneless notes added to the end of them. To decide between all 4 of her favourite hobbies and to choose just one would be a cruel fate, there is nothing like riding your quad bike into the sunset shouting out the Greatest Abba songs while gaining inspiration for your next paint job or mocking a losing team with "another one bites the dust."
Virtues:
Confidence/Outgoing: Ever needed the Dutch courage of a few vodkas without the nasty after effect? Then just supply yourself a tall helping of Venice. If you ever needed someone to ask that cute guy for a date, or to buy those embarrassing beauty products from said cute guy at the checkout, then Venice is more than happy to do it for you. She's not a push over mind, she just has the confidence to do it, and when it comes to helping out friends she is more than happy too, if anything, the more embarrassing the more willing she is to do it!
Loyalty/Forgiveness: Since Venice isn't your average girl it is difficult for her to find people she can relate with, aka with her hobbies or her terrible sense of humour, the chance few have to have a strong backbone and a wit that can match her own before they get to see the funny, kind side that Venice has to offer. And loyalty and forgiveness are two of those traits that stand out when you are friends with the grease monkey. She will try and never let you down, and will always do her best to be there for you when you need her. And if your willing for a few months of playful banter at your expense, forgiveness may often be quick, and slightly painless.
Optimism: There is nothing that, you, her, or you mum cant do in this world without a little elbow grease and some hard work. Never say never is a motto she tries to live by and thusly things may not get completed but they are always attempted. Being near Venice when she is on one of her motivation highs can be catching and you find yourself believing the tosh she comes out with, but if it gets the job done then whose complaining?
Flaws:
Insensitive/Sarcastic Humour: "A unsuccessful defence mechanism to weed out the weak and have the strong like minded people by her side" a quote used to defy why Venice acts like she does. At the core, Venice is a kind and loyal person, but she uses her insensitive attitude as a defence ploy so that only those that can stand strong against her and who can give as good as they get can break through the barrier she has built up. She is not actively mean or spiteful, but she subconsciously doesn't want weak people to be carrying, she needs the support of others as much as she gives it to them and in her way this is her method of finding out those that will stand by her till the very end.
Her need to use sarcasm and sharp wit can be a relationship killer before one has begun though. In her mind she is funny, but unfortunately that's the problem, it is only her mind that finds her funny and when used with anger she can be spiteful and very hurtful without even trying. Venice has no concept of time, you can be her oldest friend, or the paper boy on his first day, but she will use her dry wit and dark humour on you in a instant and it can cut like a knife even if its intent was not for that purpose, she can often leave a nasty taste behind. Only knowing Venice and overcoming this defect can you see what she is really like, unfortunately it doesn't always work, most of the time she is just left with no one.
Chaotic: Venice is an un-organised, mess making machine. Her world is a chaotic whirlwind of grease, grime, mud and empty spray cans. To ask for assignments back will include a half thought of essay with coffee stain marks, fingerprints and what could be a design for the next Quad biking paintwork she is working on. Forget about time schedules, she will turn up, just 30 minutes later than what you said and to enter her garage is to enter a shrine of disorganised clutter and chaos. To Venice it is organised, even if it looks like nothing could survive let alone work in these conditions. But someone how she manages it. It just has a terrible chain reaction for everyone else having to live with her, or just be in the same area as her. To allow Venice in to you clean bedroom shows you have lost the plot or have nothing to live for, she will without out a doubt touch, break and then (try) to improve what was broken into something you no longer know how to work.
Impatient: Everything has to be done now, not tomorrow, not next week, now! and if not now, then never and its off to work on the next project. Something that Venice tends to live by. Her impatient nature can make her snap quite easily, if something isn't going her way she will let you know and with a few added profanities thrown in there too boot.
Nosey/Meddling: With Venice's confidence and 'can do' attitude its not surprising she can have one or two things to say about your life and the problems (or joys) that you have.
If you came to Venice with problems to solve she would be more than happy to help you, as long as your ok with have some badly timed jokes thrown in your direction and of course a few advice tips on how to solve said problem (like she would) - but this can be accepted. Its when you don't come to Venice with these problems that she feels you need her up most help - for if you cant come to her then it must be deadly serious.
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION
Eyes: Almond shaped green eyes, laced with heavy dark make up
Hair: Short bobbed hair (to just under her ears) that is a deep black with a fringe cut in that resembles the 1950's/Rockabilly look
Face: Slightly angular pointed chin, and round cheeks with 'normal' sized ears.
Clothes: N/A
THE STORY ENTRY
Haha Words: 3000 XD
“Bollocks” Venice muttered as she followed the eye line of everyone else in the art room, paint brushes and pencils forgotten as the vibrating metal box on the wall dimmed down to a halt. It was ten to eleven, the day had hardly started, Venice had hardly woke up, and already there were terrorist afoot, in the vents, of all ********]
The headmasters voice had barely finished before the shrieks of students started to escalate into shouts as people drew cell phones from deep hidden places as others took the chance to grab back confiscated ones to call oblivious parents and friends. Others sat in eerie silence as they adsorbed the message just given to them, not quite sure if it was the truth, or a hangover illusion from the carnage the night before, Venice was going for the latter as her mouth still felt like a sandbox after last nights shenanigans. Sure she was hungover, and yes she really didn't need to have that shot at 3am found behind the sofa, but dammit she had an assignment to finish and she hadn't dragged herself out of bed this morning for vent loving terrorist munchers to stop that from happening.
Hyperventilating young adults sat listening to an overly distressed teacher who stood pointing out emergency exits on the ground map. Venice and her class mate stared as she stumbled over her words as she tried to keep the peace, the teacher almost revelling in this unwavering attention she was receiving from her students, why couldn't she get them to listen like this in a normal lesson? (ah of course, terrorist threats, she needed to remember that one for next time.)
A still painting Venice was trying to concentrate on both the teacher calling out names and her step away from passing this subject, her mind not truly on either important task but enough to be annoyed as her friend nudged her arm smudging her crisp lining. “Crap Venice...what are we going to do? Her friend muttered, as the sound of panic started to creep up in her voice. Venice rolled her eyes and waved a careless hand in front of her as if dismissing the problem. “Jenny, it will be fine!”
“But, but...terrorists? And...and we're being locked in, this is serious, like ultra serious!?” Again the girl shook her head in denial and picked up her pencil to continue the elaborated drawing before her. “Please, the pigs will be here any second, bang bang, kill kill, and its all over. Nothing too it, were not the first place this month to have -” hand quotes- “terrorist attacks, I was actually getting offended that we were the only school left to be attacked!” Grabbing the paints she continued with the image in front of her, a sun vomiting rainbows over dead rabbits to symbolise commitment....or was it politics? She couldn't remember.
Jenny stood up as if jolted by electricity, her movements knocking the paints over the table. “Oh ********, what about food? We have no food! And, and what about water? Oh gods this is serious, what if they blow us up? What if they torture us? Oh gods, oh gods, my mum will kill me!”
“JENNY! For gods sake control yourself woman!” Jumping up and grabbing a shoulder Venice stared deep into her panicking friends eyes, her other hand held erect as if she was to slap the poor girl. “Venice don't!” Jenny winced in fake fear, breathing out in exaggerated breaths Venice brought back her hand to the other shoulder and mocked the expression of holding back tears “Jenny...I have half a cheese sandwich in my bag, I was going to eat it but...but its yours, can you survive on that for the next half an hour?.....and if not, Ben over there is the fattest, I will kill him for you, is that what you want? Cause I'll do it...for you.” Rolling her eyes Jenny turned to the window as the helpers gingerly closed the shutters over the glass, trying her best to stifle a giggle at her friends remarks.
“Fine...I'll calm down, but next on the menu is you fat a**...” Venice grinned widely as she sat back down. “That's the spirit skinny, I couldn't eat you anyway, just look at your skin, it so dry and scaly...and your probably riddled with...aids...”
“Ha! Thank you so much for your kind words, I don't think I could get through this without you...and if you cant tell I am being sarcastic.” Venice pulled her work away from the trailing paint that was making its way towards her picture, flicking of erasure marks as she went. “Oh Jenny you burn me bad with your mad sarcasm skills and if I wasn't so...uh oh” Jenny twirled round to view a serious Venice. “What? Oh crap is you picture ruined?” Shaking her head she jumped up and began to pace towards the door, and then back again “s**t....oh s**t!”
“What? What happened? Are you ok....or god, you can sense a bomb or something cant you.” Venice shook her head as she squeezed her eyes shut, clenching her fist together as she started to hop about from foot to foot.
“Its much worse than that, I think...no...I know, I need to take a piss, like badly....r e a l badly.”
Staring at her friend as she danced the 'needapee' dance she cursed the second can of coke she had at break, swayed by her friends to try diet coke she had to buy full fat straight after to get the taste out of her mouth (after finishing the first one of course, she wasn't wasting money!)
“Big bollocks, what should I do? They have already barricaded us in! And if I remember correctly pissing yourself in public was frowned upon....or is it the new cool thing to do? Oh please tell me if its the new cool thing to do!”
“Sadly not Vee, cant you hold it?” Jenny said through a smile, her friends antics causing others around them to realise the lack of toilet facilities.
“Of course I cant, my kidneys are already shot to pieces with the amount I drink, if I hold it in I'll implode!....oh crap what should I do?” Jenny shrugged, and pointed to the large paint cans in the corner. “I dunno but from what I remember were nearly out of the pink so if you r e a l l y need to go, I would suggest to pee in that one.”
The D: face did come close to the horrible proposal that Venice was...actually considering, she needed to pee that bad. “Well at least come and shield me, some of these people are trying their best to get a look at the goods, I ain't giving it away for free that's for dam sure.” Hooking onto Jenny's sleeve she led the amused student across the class room to the paint cans and gingerly opened the pink that was lacking in product. “Hold your blazer out...and face the other way you pervert, you had your chance last weekend!”
“Ha! And you'll probably throw yourself at me this weekend too.” - “Please some people pay good money to see this sort of action, now start humming or something!" - “Haha are you really going to do it? That's so ******** gross Venice, your gross dude, g r o s s”
“Shut up I really need to go!!” Breathing in deeply Venice tried, elegantly, to pull the girl boxers from position while shielding herself at all time behind the tiny bulk of Jenny, her mind thinking of happy watery thoughts as she took one final look around and let loose.
“Miss Malloroyx!?” The teachers sudden appearance to the side of Venice made her jump, freeze and then slip of the paint can, her decency hidden by Jenny's immediate reaction to drop the blazer in case she was caught up in this gross crime, no love lost, Venice would get her later. The two students sat, and stood, staring at the teacher who, out of all this mornings events, was still able to bring a look of utter disgust and contempt on to her features. A world of pain echoed through Venice's head as she saw the colour of red blaze onto the teachers cheeks, she gently rocked to test the grounds around her and to not bring attention to it. "Score!" She hadn't got it on her, it was indeed still in the paint can for the whole world and this very angry teacher to see.
"Mis Malloroyx, you...you....disg- you dispica - in my class room of all places, In my PAINT CANS! YOU! YOU!" The teacher caught herself before her next words stumbled out, rubbing between her eyes as the creases darked with rage. Not bearing to look at them in case the voice in her head won and she believed she didn't need this job or the money and she was allowed to dunk the stupid girls head in the paint can, she breathed. "I am going to have to deal with you later Mis Malloroyx, if you cant see I have higher concerns than your weak bladder!" - "But-" "QUITE! I don't need excuses for what you just did, for god sake, your meant to be an adult! Just go...go and sit back at you table, you too Miss Fendall! You better be grateful this is a state of emergency or i would expel you on the spot! Now get out of my sight!"
Grabbing the items (minus the paint can) around them the two students shimmed over to their table, Venice kicked off her underwear and concealed it in her bag, her skirt now covering a multitude of sins. They both sat, staring at the table, not daring too look up, or even around them as they waited for something to happen. Venice made the first move and leaned, even so slightly, towards the head of Jenny, the movement minuscule to risk detection.
"Jenny, jenny....j e n n y" - "What!" - "I feel really bad" - "and so you should! you peed in public, in front of everyone! and you nearly got me expelled!!" - "No not about that!" - "Then what" - "am.....am" - "Spit it out! - Am kinda... am kinda not finished" - "with what?" - "You know what...I, I need to pee" - "What!? Your ******** joking" - "No, I still need to pee!" - "Oh F'-off Venice" - "Oh com'on, am not joking, i need to pee!" - "NO! hold it, I am not getting in trouble again for you, now shut up!!"
Silence came back in abundance as the two friends remained seated heads down. Jenny had almost zoned out as they class room waited with bated breath for the next set of instructions, it was almost tranquil, relaxing and - "pssst Ben....BEN! pass me the green paint can plessssee, i promise i wont kill you for substance if you do!.....Beeeeennnnn.......Beeeeennnnn.......?"
"....bollocks..."
Name:Venice Malloroyx [Ven-is] [Mall-oh-rocks]
Nicknames: Veevee, (Roller Derby - Vengeful Venice)
Gender:Female
Age:20
School/Job: Sovereign Heights
Fav. Food: Cheeseburgers, fries, pasta (anything tinned or processed )
Hated Food:Mushrooms @_@ she hates them.
Hobbies:
Roller Derby Venice's first + quite possibly only love (aside from a few affairs here and there) in the entire universe! Having never fitted the stereotype of a girly girl Venice took to roller derby like a fish to water, and her life soon revolved around the sport, from 6am training sessions to all night session after winning a game, it was as they say her calling. Know as Vengeful Venice on the court she started life as a pivot, but moved over to the blocker position later on in her derby career. She is now the the leader and co-fonder of Deck'Em Dolls a new Roller derby group set up for girls 18 + (17 if you show a lot of heart). If you want to join she is more than happy to lend an ear, as long as you can take an elbow to your gullet (where ever that may be) she is willing to listen.
Spray Painting:When Venice isn't knee deep in mud or oil she is spending her 'free' time expressing herself through her 'art' -- well, if you can call it that. What started as a rebellious act to write rude words on school property soon became a beloved hobby and Venice's talent for using spray paint became apparent after a short while. Now she uses her skills to paint cars and her beloved quad bikes. Although she knows her skills may never be internationally recognised as artistic talent, it wont stop her from painting your new car with florescent green moon monsters over the bonnet....even if you didn't ask.
Quad biking: Next to her skates, quad biking is her other love affair, a gift bestowed to her via her late father. Not everybody loves this gift as much as Venice though, let alone the neighbours or the police (on occasion), her mother and siblings all have to put up with the grease and grime that stems from this hobby, including the 3am wake up calls of her driving back after an evenings "adventure" (see where the police come in?) - a good girl at heart, she just cant resit revving that engine whatever the time.]
Singing: The girl may be no good at it but if she isn't screaming out the latest hits to her friends she is humming her way through another repair job on her bike. She isn't terrible, just not professional standard (this is what she tells people before singing for them...and she is, she is truly terrible) and life would be quite boring to her if she couldn't sing, even normal everyday responses are in threat of having tuneless notes added to the end of them. To decide between all 4 of her favourite hobbies and to choose just one would be a cruel fate, there is nothing like riding your quad bike into the sunset shouting out the Greatest Abba songs while gaining inspiration for your next paint job or mocking a losing team with "another one bites the dust."
Virtues:
Confidence/Outgoing: Ever needed the Dutch courage of a few vodkas without the nasty after effect? Then just supply yourself a tall helping of Venice. If you ever needed someone to ask that cute guy for a date, or to buy those embarrassing beauty products from said cute guy at the checkout, then Venice is more than happy to do it for you. She's not a push over mind, she just has the confidence to do it, and when it comes to helping out friends she is more than happy too, if anything, the more embarrassing the more willing she is to do it!
Loyalty/Forgiveness: Since Venice isn't your average girl it is difficult for her to find people she can relate with, aka with her hobbies or her terrible sense of humour, the chance few have to have a strong backbone and a wit that can match her own before they get to see the funny, kind side that Venice has to offer. And loyalty and forgiveness are two of those traits that stand out when you are friends with the grease monkey. She will try and never let you down, and will always do her best to be there for you when you need her. And if your willing for a few months of playful banter at your expense, forgiveness may often be quick, and slightly painless.
Optimism: There is nothing that, you, her, or you mum cant do in this world without a little elbow grease and some hard work. Never say never is a motto she tries to live by and thusly things may not get completed but they are always attempted. Being near Venice when she is on one of her motivation highs can be catching and you find yourself believing the tosh she comes out with, but if it gets the job done then whose complaining?
Flaws:
Insensitive/Sarcastic Humour: "A unsuccessful defence mechanism to weed out the weak and have the strong like minded people by her side" a quote used to defy why Venice acts like she does. At the core, Venice is a kind and loyal person, but she uses her insensitive attitude as a defence ploy so that only those that can stand strong against her and who can give as good as they get can break through the barrier she has built up. She is not actively mean or spiteful, but she subconsciously doesn't want weak people to be carrying, she needs the support of others as much as she gives it to them and in her way this is her method of finding out those that will stand by her till the very end.
Her need to use sarcasm and sharp wit can be a relationship killer before one has begun though. In her mind she is funny, but unfortunately that's the problem, it is only her mind that finds her funny and when used with anger she can be spiteful and very hurtful without even trying. Venice has no concept of time, you can be her oldest friend, or the paper boy on his first day, but she will use her dry wit and dark humour on you in a instant and it can cut like a knife even if its intent was not for that purpose, she can often leave a nasty taste behind. Only knowing Venice and overcoming this defect can you see what she is really like, unfortunately it doesn't always work, most of the time she is just left with no one.
Chaotic: Venice is an un-organised, mess making machine. Her world is a chaotic whirlwind of grease, grime, mud and empty spray cans. To ask for assignments back will include a half thought of essay with coffee stain marks, fingerprints and what could be a design for the next Quad biking paintwork she is working on. Forget about time schedules, she will turn up, just 30 minutes later than what you said and to enter her garage is to enter a shrine of disorganised clutter and chaos. To Venice it is organised, even if it looks like nothing could survive let alone work in these conditions. But someone how she manages it. It just has a terrible chain reaction for everyone else having to live with her, or just be in the same area as her. To allow Venice in to you clean bedroom shows you have lost the plot or have nothing to live for, she will without out a doubt touch, break and then (try) to improve what was broken into something you no longer know how to work.
Impatient: Everything has to be done now, not tomorrow, not next week, now! and if not now, then never and its off to work on the next project. Something that Venice tends to live by. Her impatient nature can make her snap quite easily, if something isn't going her way she will let you know and with a few added profanities thrown in there too boot.
Nosey/Meddling: With Venice's confidence and 'can do' attitude its not surprising she can have one or two things to say about your life and the problems (or joys) that you have.
If you came to Venice with problems to solve she would be more than happy to help you, as long as your ok with have some badly timed jokes thrown in your direction and of course a few advice tips on how to solve said problem (like she would) - but this can be accepted. Its when you don't come to Venice with these problems that she feels you need her up most help - for if you cant come to her then it must be deadly serious.
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION
Eyes: Almond shaped green eyes, laced with heavy dark make up
Hair: Short bobbed hair (to just under her ears) that is a deep black with a fringe cut in that resembles the 1950's/Rockabilly look
Face: Slightly angular pointed chin, and round cheeks with 'normal' sized ears.
Clothes: N/A
THE STORY ENTRY
Haha Words: 3000 XD
“Bollocks” Venice muttered as she followed the eye line of everyone else in the art room, paint brushes and pencils forgotten as the vibrating metal box on the wall dimmed down to a halt. It was ten to eleven, the day had hardly started, Venice had hardly woke up, and already there were terrorist afoot, in the vents, of all ********]
The headmasters voice had barely finished before the shrieks of students started to escalate into shouts as people drew cell phones from deep hidden places as others took the chance to grab back confiscated ones to call oblivious parents and friends. Others sat in eerie silence as they adsorbed the message just given to them, not quite sure if it was the truth, or a hangover illusion from the carnage the night before, Venice was going for the latter as her mouth still felt like a sandbox after last nights shenanigans. Sure she was hungover, and yes she really didn't need to have that shot at 3am found behind the sofa, but dammit she had an assignment to finish and she hadn't dragged herself out of bed this morning for vent loving terrorist munchers to stop that from happening.
Hyperventilating young adults sat listening to an overly distressed teacher who stood pointing out emergency exits on the ground map. Venice and her class mate stared as she stumbled over her words as she tried to keep the peace, the teacher almost revelling in this unwavering attention she was receiving from her students, why couldn't she get them to listen like this in a normal lesson? (ah of course, terrorist threats, she needed to remember that one for next time.)
A still painting Venice was trying to concentrate on both the teacher calling out names and her step away from passing this subject, her mind not truly on either important task but enough to be annoyed as her friend nudged her arm smudging her crisp lining. “Crap Venice...what are we going to do? Her friend muttered, as the sound of panic started to creep up in her voice. Venice rolled her eyes and waved a careless hand in front of her as if dismissing the problem. “Jenny, it will be fine!”
“But, but...terrorists? And...and we're being locked in, this is serious, like ultra serious!?” Again the girl shook her head in denial and picked up her pencil to continue the elaborated drawing before her. “Please, the pigs will be here any second, bang bang, kill kill, and its all over. Nothing too it, were not the first place this month to have -” hand quotes- “terrorist attacks, I was actually getting offended that we were the only school left to be attacked!” Grabbing the paints she continued with the image in front of her, a sun vomiting rainbows over dead rabbits to symbolise commitment....or was it politics? She couldn't remember.
Jenny stood up as if jolted by electricity, her movements knocking the paints over the table. “Oh ********, what about food? We have no food! And, and what about water? Oh gods this is serious, what if they blow us up? What if they torture us? Oh gods, oh gods, my mum will kill me!”
“JENNY! For gods sake control yourself woman!” Jumping up and grabbing a shoulder Venice stared deep into her panicking friends eyes, her other hand held erect as if she was to slap the poor girl. “Venice don't!” Jenny winced in fake fear, breathing out in exaggerated breaths Venice brought back her hand to the other shoulder and mocked the expression of holding back tears “Jenny...I have half a cheese sandwich in my bag, I was going to eat it but...but its yours, can you survive on that for the next half an hour?.....and if not, Ben over there is the fattest, I will kill him for you, is that what you want? Cause I'll do it...for you.” Rolling her eyes Jenny turned to the window as the helpers gingerly closed the shutters over the glass, trying her best to stifle a giggle at her friends remarks.
“Fine...I'll calm down, but next on the menu is you fat a**...” Venice grinned widely as she sat back down. “That's the spirit skinny, I couldn't eat you anyway, just look at your skin, it so dry and scaly...and your probably riddled with...aids...”
“Ha! Thank you so much for your kind words, I don't think I could get through this without you...and if you cant tell I am being sarcastic.” Venice pulled her work away from the trailing paint that was making its way towards her picture, flicking of erasure marks as she went. “Oh Jenny you burn me bad with your mad sarcasm skills and if I wasn't so...uh oh” Jenny twirled round to view a serious Venice. “What? Oh crap is you picture ruined?” Shaking her head she jumped up and began to pace towards the door, and then back again “s**t....oh s**t!”
“What? What happened? Are you ok....or god, you can sense a bomb or something cant you.” Venice shook her head as she squeezed her eyes shut, clenching her fist together as she started to hop about from foot to foot.
“Its much worse than that, I think...no...I know, I need to take a piss, like badly....r e a l badly.”
Staring at her friend as she danced the 'needapee' dance she cursed the second can of coke she had at break, swayed by her friends to try diet coke she had to buy full fat straight after to get the taste out of her mouth (after finishing the first one of course, she wasn't wasting money!)
“Big bollocks, what should I do? They have already barricaded us in! And if I remember correctly pissing yourself in public was frowned upon....or is it the new cool thing to do? Oh please tell me if its the new cool thing to do!”
“Sadly not Vee, cant you hold it?” Jenny said through a smile, her friends antics causing others around them to realise the lack of toilet facilities.
“Of course I cant, my kidneys are already shot to pieces with the amount I drink, if I hold it in I'll implode!....oh crap what should I do?” Jenny shrugged, and pointed to the large paint cans in the corner. “I dunno but from what I remember were nearly out of the pink so if you r e a l l y need to go, I would suggest to pee in that one.”
The D: face did come close to the horrible proposal that Venice was...actually considering, she needed to pee that bad. “Well at least come and shield me, some of these people are trying their best to get a look at the goods, I ain't giving it away for free that's for dam sure.” Hooking onto Jenny's sleeve she led the amused student across the class room to the paint cans and gingerly opened the pink that was lacking in product. “Hold your blazer out...and face the other way you pervert, you had your chance last weekend!”
“Ha! And you'll probably throw yourself at me this weekend too.” - “Please some people pay good money to see this sort of action, now start humming or something!" - “Haha are you really going to do it? That's so ******** gross Venice, your gross dude, g r o s s”
“Shut up I really need to go!!” Breathing in deeply Venice tried, elegantly, to pull the girl boxers from position while shielding herself at all time behind the tiny bulk of Jenny, her mind thinking of happy watery thoughts as she took one final look around and let loose.
“Miss Malloroyx!?” The teachers sudden appearance to the side of Venice made her jump, freeze and then slip of the paint can, her decency hidden by Jenny's immediate reaction to drop the blazer in case she was caught up in this gross crime, no love lost, Venice would get her later. The two students sat, and stood, staring at the teacher who, out of all this mornings events, was still able to bring a look of utter disgust and contempt on to her features. A world of pain echoed through Venice's head as she saw the colour of red blaze onto the teachers cheeks, she gently rocked to test the grounds around her and to not bring attention to it. "Score!" She hadn't got it on her, it was indeed still in the paint can for the whole world and this very angry teacher to see.
"Mis Malloroyx, you...you....disg- you dispica - in my class room of all places, In my PAINT CANS! YOU! YOU!" The teacher caught herself before her next words stumbled out, rubbing between her eyes as the creases darked with rage. Not bearing to look at them in case the voice in her head won and she believed she didn't need this job or the money and she was allowed to dunk the stupid girls head in the paint can, she breathed. "I am going to have to deal with you later Mis Malloroyx, if you cant see I have higher concerns than your weak bladder!" - "But-" "QUITE! I don't need excuses for what you just did, for god sake, your meant to be an adult! Just go...go and sit back at you table, you too Miss Fendall! You better be grateful this is a state of emergency or i would expel you on the spot! Now get out of my sight!"
Grabbing the items (minus the paint can) around them the two students shimmed over to their table, Venice kicked off her underwear and concealed it in her bag, her skirt now covering a multitude of sins. They both sat, staring at the table, not daring too look up, or even around them as they waited for something to happen. Venice made the first move and leaned, even so slightly, towards the head of Jenny, the movement minuscule to risk detection.
"Jenny, jenny....j e n n y" - "What!" - "I feel really bad" - "and so you should! you peed in public, in front of everyone! and you nearly got me expelled!!" - "No not about that!" - "Then what" - "am.....am" - "Spit it out! - Am kinda... am kinda not finished" - "with what?" - "You know what...I, I need to pee" - "What!? Your ******** joking" - "No, I still need to pee!" - "Oh F'-off Venice" - "Oh com'on, am not joking, i need to pee!" - "NO! hold it, I am not getting in trouble again for you, now shut up!!"
Silence came back in abundance as the two friends remained seated heads down. Jenny had almost zoned out as they class room waited with bated breath for the next set of instructions, it was almost tranquil, relaxing and - "pssst Ben....BEN! pass me the green paint can plessssee, i promise i wont kill you for substance if you do!.....Beeeeennnnn.......Beeeeennnnn.......?"
"....bollocks..."