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- Posted: Thu, 07 Jul 2011 16:59:56 +0000
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_______________________________________________TIME ONLY CAN LEAD YOU ON STILL IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT.
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“You've got the a** of a 10 year old skinnyfat school boy!” Jevin retorted, sunglasses hanging off at a bizarre angle on his nose while he grabbed Eli's collar with one hand. Pulling his punches, he used his free palm to strike at Eli's chest open handedly, still mindful of the fact that Eli bruised like a peach. After all, his best friend was a b***h but not a big of a b***h enough to warrant Jevin using his full strength. It would be like kicking a retarded puppy (AKA. picking on something that couldn't defend itself).
“Yeah, take it b***h!” Jevin snarled, at one point, sitting on top of Eli and holding his wrists down. He had a tendency to do this sometimes; act before thinking. It was one of his weaknesses. Jevin leaned in close until his breath was hot on Eli's face. “When I'm through with you, you're not going to be able to walk straight for a week." Jevin threatened, not realizing the disturbing implications of his words.
Somehow Eli managed to buck Jevin off and the two resumed rolling around in the grass, panting and sweating, as each struggled for dominance.
“You’re a spoiled prima donna, you know that?!” Jevin grunted and rubbed a fistful of dirt into Eli's face as he held him in a loose headlock. “I swear you PMS more than a b***h on her period—”
"I hate you. I'm going to steal all you gum and sell all your pornos!!!!"
Not his pronos!
“Oh your a** is mine!” Jevin jumped to his feet and shouted. “You hear me? Your ******** a** is mine!”
He started chasing after Eli, a vengeful glint in his eye.
“Do that and I'm going to delete your file on Pokemon Emerald! Say goodbye to your precious Gardevior!”