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_______________________________________________TIME ONLY CAN LEAD YOU ON STILL IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT.
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Jevin tilted his head for a better view as he watched Eli's mom walk away after giving him the greatest hug he'd ever received in his life.
“...Your mom is such a MILF.” He murmered to Eli, eyes still trained upon her lady bits like the hormonal teenager that he was. “I want to bang her into next week.”
"What was that dear?" Eli's mom turned around and asked.
“I said I'd like to hang out here until next week." Jevin clarified in a louder voice. “You have such a lovely home..."
"Aren't you sweet?" Eli's mom tittered.
Jevin smiled.
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Jevin wondered exactly what twists and turns his life had taken in order for him to be currently riding ontop a horse with Eli pressed up against his backside.
When Eli suggested they ride on horseback to get to Fa'Diel where Sekundes dwelled – he'd thought Eli was joking. But then Eli had come out dressed like a super flambouyant musketeer – complete with riding boots, a feathered hat, an ornate saber(that he couldn't even swing without poking himself in the eye), a cape, and a fake moustache.
“So. Gay.” Were the first words out of Jevin's mouth.
And then he had to watch as Eli put one foot into the stirrup and hoisted himself over his chosen horse with artful ease.
Eli had bragged to Jevin before of his experience riding horses but Jevin had always thought it was just Eli blowing smoke up his a** like he always did. Turns out that Eli was, in fact, a really good horseback rider.
Better than Jevin. Actually, Jevin had very little experience with horses (make that zero) and large animals in general made him cautious and skittery.
Scratch that – he was downright scared. When it became apparent that they were going to have to share a horse and ride together, Jevin tried sitting behind Eli in the saddle at first, but he kept cutting off his friend's ability to breathe with the strength of his tight grip around his abdomen. Jevin also kept complaining about how he was going to fall off the horse and that Eli wouldn't be able to catch him. Also, the stupid feather on Eli's hat kept brushing against Jevin's nose and Eli point-blank refused to take it off.
Which was why Eli finally leaned back in the saddle and scooted until his back hit the cantle, and then patted the empty space in front of him.
Jevin tried not to think about how gay they inevitibly looked as he sat very still, as not to fall, but also because he could feel the steadily line of Eli behind him. Eli's arms formed a sort of cage about Jevin, hands resting lightly on the reins. Eli's thighs also pinned him in place and kept him from slipping whenever the horse adjusted its speed.
“This is the worst idea ever.” Jevin spat, death grip on the saddle. “Horseback. In a world of cars. And trains. ******** genius, you are.”
Whatever fantasy Eli was trying to fullfil, Jevin was swept helplessly along with it. Longingly, he wondered -- not for the first time -- what his life would be like if Eli was less weird.
“My a** hurts.” he also added. Horseback riding was definitely harder than it looked. It was a wonder how Eli of all people could pull it off so easily.