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Things I hate that should be banned from our society

--> Harry Potter

--> People who read Harry Potter

--> "Boy Bands"

--> Green Day (Thanks to their award winning song, racism against Americans in Australia had increased ten-fold)

--> The color Green (thanks to our motley crew as seen above)

--> Mascot for Kool-Aid

--> Mindless music

--> Wynton Marsalis (I'm bound to get some P.Ms for this one)

--> People who think they're the next greatest thing after sliced bread (Believe me, there's nothing better than sliced bread)

--> George "Dubya" Bush (I'm bound to get some angry P.Ms for this one too)

--> Christina Agulirejalfsjflasna (whatever her name is)

--> Bass clarinet players

--> Bass Clarinet

--> Anything relating to Bass Clarinets

--> Absolutely everything related to Bass Clarinets

--> People who tell you not to swear but swear anyway just to get through to you.

--> Mobile Phones (In some cases (like emergency cases) other than that we overuse the mobile way too much)

--> Men who have to harmonise the last notes of happy birthday

--> People who say the same real bad joke 53 times. You then scream at them to shut up.

--> Video Game Players who scream "BOOM!!!!! HEADSHOT!!!!!" when it really isn't necessary.

--> People who will post an entry and put me as the top people they hate.

--> Tom Cruise (Used to be cool, but now he's thinking that he's better than sliced bread. You're not, mate)

--> Katie Holmes (Look at reason above)

--> Dakota Fanning (Look at reason above)

--> Idiots who get things by bribing other idiots

--> Jazz artists who moved over to RnB

--> The whole stupid thing that's going over in Iraq (It's being done for the wrong reason, and now most of the world hates America)

--> The non-renewal of the assault weapons ban in America

--> Telemarketers (Most of the crap they try and sell to you isn't worth it)

--> Soap Operas

--> Idiots who take "Sport-Enhancing Drugs" because they were told to by other idiots.

--> People who are still racist against black people

--> People who are still sexist against women

--> People who are necrofiliacs

--> People who worship Satan (he's not worth anyone's time)

--> Holy Rollers who condemn Non Holy Rollers to hell

--> People who get joy out of telling little kids that Santa's not real

--> People who always do some weird s**t and then blame someone else

--> People who condemn the man, George Carlin

--> Bass Clarinet Players who come up with stupid sayings such as: "What do you do when you see a bass clarinet player? Worship him as your one and only god."

--> Bass Clarinet Players who believe that the bass clarinet is not a wannabe saxophone (It is people, get over it)

--> People who always do the "Pull my finger joke."

--> Contractors who don't know what they're doing

--> People who try to hold you up on a train

--> People who try to join your band even though they suck horribly and play the wrong instrument.

--> People who steal other people's hard work and toil

--> People who still think that peace is the only way (The idea's been thrown out a long time ago)

--> Hippies (Shivers. Brrrr, Hippies)

--> Idiots who are dependant on other idiots (The person upstairs gave us a brain for some reason, you know)

--> People who are too law-abiding (For example, I read in the paper once: "Young boy becomes outcast because he steals 3 free balloons from a carnival". A reason not to be too law-abiding)

After reading those things, you probably disagree with me on several things. P.M me. Express your anger like I do!!!!!