Yes, I understand that this journal is starting to sound like one of Foamy's rants. You know what? Go to hell, I love ranting endlessly, so if I have to sound like a rabid squrriel to do it then so be it.
On Wednesday I saw 'The Life Aquatic'. This is a fairly good movie, not exactly the most magnificent piece of cinema I'm likely to see but if beat the s**t out of Hulk, thats for sure. Unfortunatley, the movie suffered from two things that annoy me, especially when they are in conjunction.
1. Needlessly quiet dialogue. A understand that whispering suggests an intimate moment, a vulerabiltiy, or other such bull that directors think make them look artful. You know what it causes? Everyone to lean forwards like idiots as if getting ten centermetres closer will make them louder. You want to write ripping dialogue? MAKE IT AUDIBLE DAMMIT!
2. When the needlessly quiet dialogue begins, SHUT THE HELL UP PEOPLE! Shove your face with chips later, slurp that frigging nine dollar watered down Coke during an explosion, and just generally be silent! That will make it less likely that I beat you into a fine red paste with your own legs.
Yous write in need of mediacation, Marduk
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