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Pin Up Posters
This collection of amazing Maxx art features all my adult phonies in vintage style pin up posters! Typically these posters featured nude models with natural censorship such as clothing or limbs posed in just the right angle to block any true nudity. Please be aware of this before you click to see the full picture. Most you will see is a nice rear end.

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Draft and Lullaby
This is, by far, my favorite couple of all my phonies. Draft Punk adores and loves his husband Lullaby and I've gotten multiple pictures of them and their family. Here is my collection.

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Anniversary Manga

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Scent Puff
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Bon Appetit
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Draft Punk

Jasmine Tea

Multiple Phonies
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Name: Bon Appetit
Nicknames: Bon Bon
Gender: Female
Age: Old Enough
Type: Earth
Specials: Twice as Fancy (Painted Horse marks)
Cutie Mark: Chef hat and wisk
Anthro: Yes! Wears a lovely flowing shirt and is almost twice as adorable! Click here to see!

Occupation: Bon runs a delicious smelling Bakery with a small Cafe out front. She makes all the wonderful baked goods she sells and serves coffee and tea. Her shop is called Café Délicieux.

Boyfriend: Currently dating Hot Rod. Had children with Bluegrass!

Children:

Country Kitchen (son), Barley Pop (daughter), Knot Bight (daughter)

Family: Scent Puff (sister), Draft Punk (nephew), PARTY (nephew), Taquita (neice), Honeysuckle (little brother), Poet Lariat (nephew), Coodie Canoodle (neice), Jasmine Tea (neice), Judo (nephew], Ikebana (nephew), Zen (nephew), Holly Mistletide (niece), Checkmate (nephew), Buttercup (niece), Crack'd Mirror (niece), Bee Sweet (nephew)

Extended Family:
Noel (honorary sister), Negative (honorary brother), Imperial Ink (nephew), Pepper (neice), Lovely Corpse (neice), Bumblebee (neice), Haute Couture (nephew)

Stable: Bon Bon's stable is usually a mess but is very comfortable. She decided to ignore the classy french style of her sister and go with a more cottage look instead. It just felt better when she baked. Her house is always filled with wonderful scents or smoke depending on her cooking experiments.

Personality: This little girl loves to cook! Period! Her life revolves around baking anything from bread to flans. If it can be baked Bon can make it! She's not of a good cook though. She has trouble making soup right much less a full meal. She will always ask what your favorite type of food is so she can make you a delicious dish! She is very shy, especially around boys, and can have her feelings hurt rather easily if you insult her cooking or her taste in any way. Beware her big teary eyes, they will eat at your soul.

Likes: baking, being in her kitchen, finding new ingredients, seeing happy full bellies, her beautiful children
Dislikes: failed recipes, people who make fun of her cooking, regular cooking
Skills: Baking, cake decorating

Name: Draft Punk
Nicknames: DP, "Hey Punk", Draftastic (his brother's name for him), DJ DP
Gender: Male
Age: Old Enough
Type: Earth
Specials: Twice as Fancy (skunk stripe), Draft
Cutie Mark: A turn table with lazer lights coming down on it!
Anthro: Nope!

Breeding Batch


Occupation: Draft is your main DJ here in Phonyland! He has his own club called The Grasslands. It has three levels, one for each sibling. Draft occupies the middle section for rave parties. See post below for Club description and pictures.

Husband: The adorable Lullaby of the Sleepy Pickles set.


Children:

Blue Suede Horseshoes, Shrill X, Tone Deaf, Acid Beat, Singsong

Grandchildren

Banshee (Shrill X/Who knows), Thriller (Shrill X/Who knows)

Family: Scent Puff (mother), TACO (father), Taquita (sister), PARTY (brother), Jasmine Tea (half sister), Judo (half brother), Ikebana (half brother), Zen (half brother), Sugar Delight (step-mom), Sweet Surrender (half brother), Sweet Prestige (half brother), Candy Dandy (half sister). Tart (half sister), Bohemian Raspberry (half sister), Lemure of Love Lost (Neice), Pale Moonlight (nephew), Flashback (neice), Bell Jar (nephew), Revenant (nephew), Maximum Ogredrive (nephew), Meat Death of the Universe (neice), Boss Revel (nephew)

Extended Family: Bon Appetit (aunt), Bluegrass (uncle), Country Kitchen (cousin), Barley Pop (cousin), Knot Bight (sister), Honeysuckle (uncle), Poet Lariat (cousin), Coodie Canoodle (cousin), Noel (aunt), Negative (uncle), Imperial Ink (cousin), Pepper (cousin), Lovely Corpse (cousin), Bumblebee (cousin), Haute Couture (cousin), Holly Mistletide (cousin), Checkmate (cousin), Buttercup (cousin), Crack'd Mirror (cousin), Bee Sweet (cousin)

Stable: A loft stable that is usually littered with music sheets and records. His mattress is on the floor and his turntables and keyboards are all over. This is very much a poor musician's place, despite having access to money. However he did insist on installing lazer lights in his room as well as black lights. So if he wants his own little party he can make it.

Personality: DJ DP is a happen cat who loves music. He's very family oriented, hoping one day to get his parents together but knows its a bit far fetched. He is adoring of his siblings, always trying to do things for them. He loves to listen to music, finding a rhythm and beat in almost everything.

Likes: creating new mix tracks, meeting new phonies, working at this club, energy drinks!!
Dislikes: Stick in the muds, having to be quiet for a long period of time, when he blows an amp

Skills: Draft is an excellent mixer and DJ. He can create most anything on his keyboards and turntables. Acoustic stuff, however, is out of his range. Maybe with the exception of the piano as it's basically a keyboard.

Growing RPs
Kindness: Kindness in Repose (Draft/Yawn) [FIN]
Generousity: Elementary is the key! (Draft/Obi) FIN
Honesty: My Dog Ate My Homework! (Draft/Morning Glory) FIN
Laughter: Chicks dig a sensitive father-dude (Draft/TACO)FIN
Loyalty: Family Quality Time (Draft/Taquita) FIN
Purpose in Life: Draft Punk's Purpose in Life DONE

The Grasslands

The Grasslands is an expansive club owned and operated by Draft Punk, Phonyland's leading DJ. It is very unique in it's architecture because Draft wanted all his siblings to have a place together. His sense of family was so vast he created a different level for each sibling. It actually is three different venues combined into one building. It is set into a hillside so the North of the building is inaccessable. However each Venue has it's own entrance seperate from the others. Each side of the building is hidden from the others by careful landscaping and signing. Click their names to see pictures!

The Savannah
Starting at the bottom floor you have The Savannah. It is a large acoustically tuned room with stadium-type seating as well as a floor area for standing and dancing. The stage is huge, big enough for large bands to perform and put on one hell of a show. This is where PARTY holds most of his concerts. It's built to withstand pyrotechnics, fog machines and massive speaker systems. Strangely enough for a ground floor venue this place has a balcany level area filled with tables for private parties and viewings. It hosts a full bar and has an excellent view of the stage! To get into The Savannah you enter on the east side of the building through a large set of doors with a LCD display over it to inform concert goers of what is being performed. It seats around 500 phonies.
The Pasture
Next is The Pasture where Draft Punk holds his nightly dance parties. Here everyphony can come to have a drink, listen to DJ DP's killer tunes, and dance the night away. The ceiling is well equiped with lights to make the most dazzleing lazer light show you've ever seen! It is mostly open with plenty of dance floor but around the edge are small tables and chairs to take a quick dancing break. Waiters scoot around to each table from the bar to provide refreshments and rehydration for the hard partiers. It also has very thick padding to both keep the sound from any concerts below out and keep all the lovely music in. To enter The Pasture you go up a small hill on the south side of the building through black light lite doors. It seats (stands?) about 250 phonies.
The Meadow
Last but not least is a special bar and stage area on the very top level. The only way up is a walk up a tree and shrub lined path on the west side of the building. A lovely victorian door opens to reveal a quiet, sophisticated cafe with a small stage at it's focal point. It has many small chairs, tables, and book shelves built into the walls itself. A small bar, stocked no doubt by the local bakery, provides small edibles to nibble whilst listening to the lastest poetry being read or hearding about a new book. Draft specifically had this built for his dear sister, Taquita. It is sound proofed from being bothered by his or PARTY's sections so the young lady can enjoy her own cultural pursuits. It is the smallest venue, holding a scant more than 50 phonies.

Name: Poet Lariat
Nicknames: Larry
Gender: Male
Age: Old Enough
Type: Earth
Cutie Mark: Smooch marks!
Anthro: Nope!

Occupation: Poet and playwright. He owns the local theater were he puts on solo performances and also offers to have theater class for colts and fillies.

Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Roc n Rolls, he is my muse
Children: None

Family:
Honeysuckle (father), Coodie Canoodle (sister), Holly Mistletide (sister), Checkmate (brother), Buttercup (sister), Crack'd Mirror (sister), Bee Sweet (brother), Genuine Glamour (niece), Tinker Toy (nephew), Blushing Bride (niece)

Extended Family:
Scent Puff (aunt), Draft Punk (cousin), PARTY (cousin), Taquita (cousin), Jasmine Tea (cousin), Judo (cousin], Ikebana (cousin), Zen (cousin), Bon Appetit (aunt), Bluegrass (uncle), Country Kitchen (cousin), Barley Pop (cousin), Knot Bight (cousin)

TACO (uncle), Sugar Delight (aunt), Sweet Surrender (cousin), Sweet Prestige (cousin), Candy Dandy (cousin), Tart (cousin), Bohemian Raspberry (cousin)

Noel (honorary aunt), Negative (honorary uncle), Imperial Ink (cousin), Pepper (cousin), Lovely Corpse (cousin), Bumblebee (cousin), Haute Couture (cousin)

Stable: Lives in a loft apartment above the theater he runs.


Pet: Sonnet is a beautiful pink dog who loves a good belly rub. She is quite the flirt and loves giving everyone kisses!


Personality: Larry has a flair for the dramatic and a way with poetic words. A lover of Shakespeare Larry is always creating poetry, even when just having a conversation. He adores everyone, having taken on his father's flirtatious personality but actually having a clue when he woos a Mare or Stallion.

Likes: Writing poetry, acting, reading plays, teaching colts and fillies about the theater
Dislikes: Bad rhymes, stage fright, writer's block, lemons (makes it hard to talk)

Skills: Writing poetry, acting (plays)


Growing RPs
Kindness: The Lady and the Bard (Lady and Larry) [fin]
Generousity: Generous Words (Larry and Ender) [FIN]
Honesty: Roses are Red... (Larry and Dainty) [fin]
Laughter: Stone and Rapid Turning Downard in Direction (Larry and Roc) [FIN]
Loyalty: Questionable Job Interests (Larry and C.C.) [FIN]
Purpose in Life: Already achieved cutie mark!

Name: Blue Suede Horseshoes
Nicknames: Blue
Gender: Male
Age: Old Enough
Type: Earth
Specials: Twice as Fancy (skunk stripe)
Cutie Mark: 50s microphone with two horseshoes
Anthro: Nope!

Breeding Batch


Occupation: Rockabilly singer and guitar player (aka he's Elvis)

Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Nope
Children: None

Family: Draft Punk (father), Lullaby (father), Shrill X (sister), Singsong (sister), Tone Deaf (brother), Acid Beat (brother), Scent Puff (Grandmother), TACO (grandfather), Taquita (aunt), End of an Era (aunt-in-law), PARTY (uncle)

Extended Family:
Jasmine Tea (half aunt), Judo (half uncle), Ikebana (half uncle), Zen (half uncle), Sugar Delight (step-grandmother), Sweet Surrender (half uncle), Sweet Prestige (half uncle), Candy Dandy (half aunt). Tart (half aunt), Bohemian Raspberry (half aunt), Pale Moonlight (cousin), Lemure of Love Lost (cousin), Bell Jar (cousin), Revenant (cousin), Flashback (cousin), Maximum Ogredrive (cousin), Meat Death of the Universe (cousin), Boss Revel (cousin)

Stable: Lives in his new pad, decorated in 1950s teenage fashion.

Personality: Blue adores the rockabilly sound of the 50s with big band back up! He constantly wants to shake his rump and rock around the clock. He is slightly obsessed with his mane, keeping it combed back and looking good. He also has a habit of calling males 'daddy' and females 'mama'.

Likes: Playing his guitar, making new dance moves, friend peanut butter and banana sandwiches
Dislikes: Electronic music (sad for his dad) except occasionally the electric guitar, asparagus, humid days that mess up his hair.

Skills: playing guitar, singing, dancing

Growing RPs
Kindness: Honesty and Kindess (Blue and Malt) [FIN]
Generousity: Warm Treats On A Cold Day (Blue/Candy Dandy) [FIN]
Honesty: Nothin' But A Hound Dog (PARTY/Blue) [FIN]
Laughter: I'm Blue, how 'bout You? (Blue/Blue) [FIN]
Loyalty: What does the fox say? (Blue/Moss) [FIN]
Purpose in Life: Don't Step On My Blue Suede Shoes! [FIN]

Name: Cutie Roll
Nicknames: Cutie
Gender: Female
Age: Filly
Type: Earth
Specials: Twice as Fancy (cheek guard)
Cutie Mark: None yet
Anthro: Nope!

Breeding Batch


Occupation: Learning to cook!

Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Nope
Children: None

Family:
Sea Whip (mother), Latte (mother), Swamp Net (brother), Dabberlocks (brother), Spick N Span (sister)

Stable: Lives with her mothers Sea Whip and Latte

Personality: There's nothing more that Cutie loves than the salty spray of sea water or the sound of a sizzling fish! Cutie has a love for the sea but mostly the tasty creatures that dwell with in it! She loves being the kitchen with her Mama Latte, making delicious creations for her family. She admires those who sail upon the water, having no real sailing abilities or even fishing abilities! But you give her the ingredients and she'll whip you up something amazing!

Likes: Cooking, visiting the beach, spending time with her brothers and sister, visiting the docks
Dislikes: sea gulls (they steal her food!), getting sand in her sandwiches, anyone telling her brother he smells.

Skills: None right now

Growing RPs
Kindness: Chefy Messes - Cutie and Spick N Span [fin]
Generousity: After School Chuckle - Cutie and Dude Food [fin]
Honesty: Here Try This!! - Cutie and Swamp [fin]
Laughter:
Loyalty: As We Go Along - Sea Whip and Cutie [fin]
Purpose in Life:

Name: Chiffon Swirl
Nicknames: Chiffon
Gender: Male
Age: Old Enough
Type: Unicorn
Color Pattern: Blue, yellow hair, swirly mark
Cutie Mark: Swirl mark
Anthro: Nope!

Occupation: Clothing maker! Specifically for Flutter phonies, they are so delicate.

Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Nope
Children: None

Pet


Family: Kiwi Kiss (sister)

Stable: Lives in a studio apartment above his clothing shop.

Personality: A diva beyond compare, Chiffon is ready to ensure you look your best for any special occasion!! Mostly he makes clothing for Flutter Phonies, as his fabric materials tend to be light and airy. He hates the unfashionable and will always offer his advice to any fashion challenged phonies! He also enjoys using his sister for a model.

Likes: new bolts of fabric, color blue, the perfect fit
Dislikes: snags, stains, losing a pin in a dress

Skills: Chiffon excels in making very light clothing for flutter phonies but also makes party wear for any phony.