sproutyhead's Stable: Maple Taffy [+2]

[Your Little Phony]

 

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Maybe something cool here - like some art or a group shot - one of these days. Let's just forget I reserved an embarrassing number of posts I won't use for a long time.  

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Blister Pack | Babby | Adult

Family: Silk Kimono (One time fling turned admiration from afar, man? Who knows.) | Rice Candy (Daughter) | Paper Lantern (Son) | Mooncake (Son)

Maple Taffy's few paragraphs, yo! What a super radical thing, man! Glad you could make it. So this is Maple Taffy, alright.

Maple Taffy is a totally bodacious dude. Sure, he looks a bit royal and reserved in his blue cape there, thanks to having estranged wealthy parents, but he prefers EXTREME living. This often involves doing EXTREME versions of mundane activities and conversing in slang from the late 80s that nobody uses anymore. His parents are a very lonely flutter pony and a gallon of Ben and Jerry's. Alright, that was lame - and untrue, but we don't know who his parents are.

The Pros to Being Maple Taffy

Really handsome, dude. Maple Taffy is a typical, elegant-looking flutter Phony. Despite his delicate appearance, he's into a variety of RADICAL activities, which give him STRENGTH and POWER. It's a perfect balance, dude!

Friends til' the end, dude. If you're currently one of Maple Taffy's friends, it's pretty difficult to get him to suddenly dislike you. He's surprisingly loyal, and is rarely phased by arguments or insults.

The Cons to Being Maple Taffy

Not the brightest crayon in the box, dude. Maple Taffy tends to be incredibly dull when it comes to picking up on social cues. He lets most things slide off his back without holding any grudges, but at the same time he is completely incapable of telling when he's grating on others' nerves.  

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Blister Pack | Babby | Adult

Flashback is grating on the nerves. Her idea of a great time often involves someone else's misfortune, and it's yet to be seen if she is even capable of gathering the elements so that she may advance to adulthood. Her parents are Taquita and End of an Era.








The Pros to Being Flashback

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The Cons to Being Flashback

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RESERVED FOR RICE CANDY!  

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Reserving posts was never my strong suit.  

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No. I must fight on.  

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Truly, truly, truly outrageous!  

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Back to reserve more posts.  

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Gotta go fast.  

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Still not enough posts.  

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So many posts left.  

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This. This is a post.  

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What am I doing with my life.