why was the aay fired?

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Nuthin much homie	20.2%	[ 218 ]
Plotting to destroy the world	25.8%	[ 279 ]
Penguins rule	19.2%	[ 208 ]
You smell x.X	6.6%	[ 71 ]
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...	28.2%	[ 305 ]
Total Votes:			[ 1081 ]

[Mister Scruffles]

They found out that she was a spy for another competing store! THE BLASPHEMY! gonk

[Selenablossoms]

Mister Scruffles loves to play pranks on the customers but he didnt realize there are cameras to catch his tricks.

[Punk Simulation]

She loved to sing songs that had all sorts of forest creatures coming into the restaurant to listen. That didn't sit well with the management, nor the customers.

[Kami_tyleen6]

He just wouldnt take off the helmet for a job like this.

[The Edible Sock]

She kept leaving petals all over the work area and never cleaned up after it.

[Ficchu]

Apparently, having a clerk with bright yellow skin tends to scare away potential customers when your business is a tanning salon.

[Kami_tyleen6]

The cat would claw at the customers and scare them away.

[Lunarossa Mia]

Well... why WOULDN'T she be fired?

I mean, she farted petals and was inseparable with her pet crow (who, btw, is very skilled at drilling out customers' eyes). On top of that, her arm is actually part of a large, icy extension. And the moon follows her 24/7.

[Voldymorty]

She was depressed all the time and it showed.
Her mood was contagious, the depression spread throughout the whole office.
They had no choice but to let her go.

[madcap laughs]

SHE USED TO WORK AT HOGWARTS.
NEED I SAY MORE?

BUT TO ACTUALLY MAKE THIS COUNT:

SHE WORKED AT A CHILDREN'S AMUSEMENT PARK.
BUT THEN THE WORD GOT OUT THERE WAS SOME FUNNY BUSINESS GOING AROUND THAT INVOLVED VOLDYMORTY, CHILDREN, AND A CANDY CANE.
JAM WAS USED AS LUBRICATION.

SHE WAS SUBSEQUENTLY LET GO.
AND LISTED AS A SEX OFFENDER

[iabiel]

When working in a hospital, it is best to not walk around with a splash of blood always by you. This is a huge safety concern, especially when one is a nurse for those with insufficient immune systems gonk
And well, seeing that Madcap was a nurse who worked with those who had immune system problems, they were terminated after the failed to take care of their blood problem gonk

[Mister Scruffles]

She kept making hilarious sarcastic remarks about her boss in the break room.
And the boss overheard.
gonk

[this is a call to arms]

He kept putting casts on the wrong arms and legs of patients sweatdrop

[Aozora ~Blue Sky~]

Low productivity. All he did was lie around. (But at least he didn't try to eats me!)

[Roda Suede]

He- er... It wasn't fired. It just dissapeared after lunch one day.