AAY walks in on you while you're getting out of the shower

You catch me and Kottan making love in the shower. . . Your reaction?

Woah! My bad! Sorry!	8.8%	[ 24 ]
Hey that looks fun! Mind if I join?	11.3%	[ 31 ]
MY EYES!!! I'M BLIND!!!	20.1%	[ 55 ]
~compares to self~ Damn, their melons make mine look like walnuts. . .	4.7%	[ 13 ]
~compares to self~ Ha! My melons make theirs look like walnuts!	8.0%	[ 22 ]
Aozora! I thought I was your lover!!!	1.5%	[ 4 ]
Kottan! I thought I was your lover!!!	1.1%	[ 3 ]
~blushes~ Thank you for the treat! ~quietly leaves~	6.2%	[ 17 ]
HEY! Who said you could do that in MY shower?!?	13.1%	[ 36 ]
Why is Texas?	25.2%	[ 69 ]
Total Votes:			[ 274 ]

[iEverNeon]

Dana stopped reaching for her towel as she saw Slick walk in through the door. She, instead of grabbing her towel and proceeding like normal, grabbed Slick's snake and tied it in a knot around Slick's neck. She then sprinted - with Slick in tow - through her apartment, to the door, which she swiftly opened and hurled Slick out. She then closed the door and went about drying off herself and her floor before getting dressed.

Slick himself would land in the middle of a Wal-Mart parking lot about a mile away.

[Kiaravell]

—•●•☾ THE BLACK ANGEL

Immediately shielding herself with her wings, the woman narrowed her eyes.
The trespasser ought to be burnt to a crisp.

"Leave."

[Tarako6]

"Unholy Zeet! ...When da church say dat dey would uze a Dark Angel to attack meh when I leezt ezpect eet I diid not zee Ziz come-Eng."
He grabs a towel, drying off the specialized embalming and sanitization fluids from the shower. "Can you be back in lyke ten, or do I really gotta die again?"

[WHIMSICAL CALIFORNIAN]

Tarako6

"Unholy Zeet! ...When da church say dat dey would uze a Dark Angel to attack meh when I leezt ezpect eet I diid not zee Ziz come-Eng."
He grabs a towel, drying off the specialized embalming and sanitization fluids from the shower. "Can you be back in lyke ten, or do I really gotta die again?"

Get out, you per--oh, wait, it's just some undead. Gross. Sharkeisha, can you deal with this? ANOTHER ONE? THIS IS FOURTH TIME THIS WEEK. Perhaps they are migrating due to warmer temperatures with the return of spring.

[Forksyburble]

I left the shower on too long, didn't I?

[Rutherford T Fly]

WITHOUT EVEN TRYING
I use the Sephiroth sword
And whatever's invading my shower
Ends up permanently mosiac'd

[Capt Dominix]

A little impatient - that's fine - but I'm all done with it if you needed to use it.

[Bristol Ives]

Depending on the park's sprinkler system is unbecoming of me, I know-
But I don't feel judgement, as I'm sure the open waters don't have much better options.

[trashy AF]

/gets the ******** back into the stall and slams shower door shut

[Zachravel]

*smirks* Could you pass me the towel please? wink

[Clueit]

Sup bro. Pass a towel will ya, or did you want to join me? I don't mind going back in for some fun.

[TheUnknownDilemma]

This one fell for the ruse..
The Dullahan, still actually fully armoured cleaves their latest victim's head right off, then slowly walks off, carrying the latest prize under their arm

[Tasokare Ebizome]

"You expected differently, because I'm not exactly tall? Ha. Even without a head I'm sure you can see that's not the case."

"And don't bother with my head. I'm not in the mood."

[Idontyetknow]

"Why?! What have I done to deserve the attention of a tall..different rendition of a dark god?"

[iEverNeon]

"You're lucky it's just me."

White Noise turned off the water and stepped out, still wearing her full armor (if you can call it that) and spinning her cleaver around in her hand, which was also in the shower with her.

"You really shouldn't be peeping on girls in the shower though."

With that comment, White Noise tapped the tip of her blade to the showerhead, which was still on, and turned it so that it sprayed water through her insubstantial form and onto her bathroom intruder before turning the water off and walking out of the bathroom.

There were no towels in the bathroom at all.

"Good luck getting dry."