In Another Life

[Kronprinz Schwarzhaus]

Intermission: In Another World

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Once upon a time...

... in another world where the strange and the savvy could live together in peace, one young man found a perfect child with no family of their own. This young man took in this youth and raised them as his own. They grew into an intelligent, respectable young member of society. And quite the leader. Did this man know that his child was Satan? ... Probably not. But he did know that one of his good friends was the Devil. And oh, did this Devil have its eye on Satan.

Even Hellish rulers could get lonely.

After a good amount of time spent around this small, but happy family, the Devil finally proposed its proposition to the man: become one with the Devil's family. Live with it in its home where chaos was the norm, making puns were a respectable past time, and pastries were a part of every creature's food chain. And macaroni was dessert every day.

Oh, s**t -- Macaroni every day? Sold.
And they lived happily ever after.

Now that the rubbish has been stated and put aside, let us get onto the important matters:

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The Man (Dad)

Dad's pretty cool. He's always relaxed. Almost a little too relaxed some would say. He's got a name, but for simplicity's sake, he's called "Dad."

Dude loves to listen to music. All the time. Please take off your headphones when someone's talking to you, Dad. No, Dad, headphones off your head. One earbud in doesn't count as listening.
He's got great taste in music though. You should ask him for recommendations sometimes.
Just don't blame him when he gets you addicted to some sick beats.

Music's not the only thing he has though. Man's pretty funny. If you're having a bad day, he can really get on with the bad puns. So bad that they're amazing.

This guy is also the luckiest man alive; Satan is his child and the Devil is his in-law.
He's so set for life. Good food, protection, and two cute-a** shits as family.
By the way, the keyword is: lemons.

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Satan (The Queen)

They don't really have a gender, but everyone refers to them as "The Queen." Hell hath no fury like that of The Queen's. Dad can attest. They really are Satan.

The Queen's not very talkative and has a lot of secrets. Don't expect to get any answers by asking. Don't expect to get any answers by asking Dad either. All you'll get is unified silence.
You can always offer food though. But it can't just be any food. The Queen has to like it. Offer a tribute worthy of their taste or suffer from their wrath. Offering the correct food won't get you many answers either, but they might end up liking you more.

You want permission to do something: you ask The Queen.
Keyword: I said The Queen's got a lot of secrets. Like I'll tell you just because you asked.

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The Devil (???)

Bet you didn't know The Devil was a dragon. The more you know.
You're better off referring to it as a "he," if you value your life. If you value your life, you'd best not ask about the other horn either, unless you wanna add to the blood on the tip.

He's got a real name, too, but he doesn't like it. Just refer to him as "The Devil." (Psst, it's Vivianus or Vivian.)
But if you're not in on the secret, you should also know that everyone likes to call him "The Ancient One." Even though he's not very ancient. It's probably because he's so serious all the time. And probably because he already has a son.

Just keep away from the hoard, be nice to The Queen and Dad and his son, and you should be safe with this one.
The word here you should know is: ribbons.