I'm not sure if this will even qualify given the extremely short time-frame given for people to put together their avatars and post them (seriously, Gaia Staff... less than 12 hours?!?).
I am dedicating this entire semester to Fairy Princess Studies
gaia_diamond Fairy Princess Studies is a very intense curriculum. In our classes we will be mastering the following:
gaia_kittenstar Communication: Proper communication with animals, both magical and non-magical (someone has to teach the bluebirds how to make a proper dress!).
gaia_diamond Magic- General: Conjuring a beautiful new gown out of thin air in the case of jealous sisters destroying the dress the birds made
gaia_diamond Magical- Botanical: Turning vegetables into transportation.
gaia_star Economics: 1. How to haggle with Elves for fancy footware; 2. How to file the proper employment forms for animals turned into other animals (such as mice into horses). W-2 Forms, W-4 Forms, 1099 Forms, FICA deductions, etc.; 3. Handling magical and non-magical currency... without mixing the two up.
gaia_crown Advanced Princessology 305: How to dress, talk, and behave like a proper Princess. A Fairy Princess must be able to teach by example for all of the would-be Princesses she/he will encounter.
gaia_crown Finishing School- The Final class of the semester. Once one has mastered the arts of Communication, Magic (General and Botanical), Economics, and Advanced Princessology, one must learn all the proper etiquette required of both Fairies and Princesses. This will cover everything from proper dress and makeup to correct speech in all royal situations, and everything else, right down to which fork to use for each course of a meal.
By the end of the semester, the Fairy Princesses who successfully complete the courses will be assigned to their first project - turn a poor country girl into a lovely princess! It is akin to an internship with a major company.
Well, I must get back to my studies! Those birds aren't going to learn how to speak human, elvish, or any other humanoid-type speech. How can I teach them to see if I can't even talk with them!!
Oh, no! I think I'm having my first anxiety attack of the semester! I must find chocolate NOW!!
Ta-Ta!