I don't see any sexist jokes here, I'm surprised o.O

[Dark Lolita Angel]

Fr srryus.

Or, at least I haven't found any yet. D;

[Depraved Jester]

did you buy the beer cause you got nice cans?

[meggaplz]

What were you expecting? "Woman! Make me a sammich!" That sort of thing?

[-Sweet Shiori-]

red cup o.o

[Dark Lolita Angel]

meggaplz

What were you expecting? "Woman! Make me a sammich!" That sort of thing?

Yes, actually. o.O
Someone even mentions 'kitchen', and all sorts of b***h, Sammich! things start.

yet here we have a whole subforum and nada. XD

[Dark Lolita Angel]

Depraved Jester

did you buy the beer cause you got nice cans?

Mmmhm.
These red cups are all totally filled with roofies tho.

[Depraved Jester]

Dark Lolita Angel

Depraved Jester

did you buy the beer cause you got nice cans?

Mmmhm.
These red cups are all totally filled with roofies tho.

NO WONDER IM SO MESSED UP! Nothing Butt LOVE!... hehe BUTT LOVE

[Akatsuki_Dei-Chan_Fuuma]

I'm only in the kitchen to find that damn red plastic cup.

If someone orders me to make him a sandwich, Imma b***h-slap him.

[Dark Lolita Angel]

Akatsuki_Dei-Chan_Fuuma

I'm only in the kitchen to find that damn red plastic cup.

If someone orders me to make him a sandwich, Imma b***h-slap him.

Check your inventory.. there's no notification that you got it. (;

You automatically get it your first post in here.


I use 'bish, make me a sammich' on my boyfriend all the time. :p
and he's never used it on me, despite the fact that I make him sammiches a lot.
He knows that if he did, I would not make him a sandwich. But "Reaaa, i'm hungryy! Can you make me a peanut butter honey sammich please?? sad (" works much better. ;33

[Fluffeh Whip]

Akatsuki_Dei-Chan_Fuuma

I'm only in the kitchen to find that damn red plastic cup.

If someone orders me to make him a sandwich, Imma b***h-slap him.

Even if it was deidaraaaaaa??

[Akatsuki_Dei-Chan_Fuuma]

Dark Lolita Angel

Akatsuki_Dei-Chan_Fuuma

I'm only in the kitchen to find that damn red plastic cup.

If someone orders me to make him a sandwich, Imma b***h-slap him.

Check your inventory... there's no notification that you got it. (;

You automatically get it your first post in here.


I use 'bish, make me a sammich' on my boyfriend all the time. :p
and he's never used it on me, despite the fact that I make him sammiches a lot.
He knows that if he did, I would not make him a sandwich. But "Reaaa, i'm hungryy! Can you make me a peanut butter honey sammich please?? sad (" works much better. ;33

Alright! I posted somewhere else and it didn't give it to me, so I thought I'd try again.

Hm...there's an idea... *grins evilly*
My boyfriend tried the whole "make me a sandwich" line only one time.
He's never made that mistake again. xd I ended getting a sandwich instead.

[Akatsuki_Dei-Chan_Fuuma]

Coolio Fluffy Whip

Akatsuki_Dei-Chan_Fuuma

I'm only in the kitchen to find that damn red plastic cup.

If someone orders me to make him a sandwich, Imma b***h-slap him.

Even if it was deidaraaaaaa??

...Okay. He's probably the only man I would give a sandwich to instead of smacking him into a coma.

[Dark Lolita Angel]

Akatsuki_Dei-Chan_Fuuma

Alright! I posted somewhere else and it didn't give it to me, so I thought I'd try again.

Hm...there's an idea... *grins evilly*
My boyfriend tried the whole "make me a sandwich" line only one time.
He's never made that mistake again. xd I ended getting a sandwich instead.

His friends always used to make sexist jokes to me, so I started smacking their butts and saying 'Dat a**~ *awkward clicking noise and thumbs up*'.. we quickly agreed on a truce...
and he doesn't hang out with those guys anyway; they make 'gay b***h' jokes behind his back neutral
as his girlfriend, this both scared and freaked me out.. as a normal person, this pissed me the ******** off. That's cruel, gossipy, and probably untrue..

..and i'm a warrior at heart, so it took all of my inner strength to not just slaughter all of them. XD
they weren't worth getting kicked out of {community} college for, but holy hell they would stalk me/make passes at me/make mean comments about my boyfriend. neutral if I ever meet em on the streets with a friend or two I swear..

[Dark Lolita Angel]

Akatsuki_Dei-Chan_Fuuma

Coolio Fluffy Whip

Akatsuki_Dei-Chan_Fuuma

I'm only in the kitchen to find that damn red plastic cup.

If someone orders me to make him a sandwich, Imma b***h-slap him.

Even if it was deidaraaaaaa??

...Okay. He's probably the only man I would give a sandwich to instead of smacking him into a coma.

You'd need to make him a bunch of sandwiches, though.
His hand mouths are hungry too..

[TigerUprcut]

BAP!