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- Posted: Wed, 09 Apr 2014 16:52:36 +0000
David2074
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I seriously doubt this is real news. The wording is just too absurd.
I can find the article a few other places but they all seem to be a verbatim copy/paste of this one.
As the article notes near the end -
"Whether the article is an early April Fools or not there is one thing for sure, you wouldn’t go to a national newspaper if you burnt your p***s on a Greggs pasty would you."
I can find the article a few other places but they all seem to be a verbatim copy/paste of this one.
As the article notes near the end -
"Whether the article is an early April Fools or not there is one thing for sure, you wouldn’t go to a national newspaper if you burnt your p***s on a Greggs pasty would you."
Even if it isn't real, I can't find it particularly surprising. Every couple of months we seem to catch a story here of someone putting their genitals in something or putting something in their genitals.
So I was just sitting her gazing around my house. I have a surprising number of things that don't have labels on them telling me not to insert my p***s. Apparently even in the litigious US there is some presumption of common sense.
Did you know that's the real reason we switched from VHS to DVD/Blu-ray?
It was actually as public safety issue. VHS machines have a much larger media slot so the chances of someone inserting his p***s were astronomically higher. And don't even get me started on the even thicker BETA format. Thankfully the government stepped in and gave us DVDs and the crisis was averted.
Unfortunately during this same time frame those wider slot toasters that let you toast bagels became quite popular so there is still some risk. On the plus side, that could lead to self sterilization so it might be a win-win. smile
And here I thought the switch was due to the epidemic of children putting PB&J sandwiches into VHS players. How naive I was.