Alexander J Luthor
Keltoi Samurai
Ratttking
Keltoi Samurai
Not sure, but whether it was "done by" or "paid for by," the fact is that "results were read on," which means there was an incentive to reveal something shocking ( specifically, "ratings" ).
I remember when Geraldo opened a vault supposedly containing Al Capone's treasure. The shocking part was that there was nothing in it.
And that show of his was cancelled shortly thereafter.
So riddle me this: what would provide the biggest reaction to the audience, and thus be the answer that gets the best ratings: A ) white supremacist gets DNA tested, turns out he's pure Scandinavian whitestock, or B ) white supremacist gets DNA tested, turns out he's got a goodly bit of Sub-Saharan African in the mix, there?
Honestly, it's almost too perfect, which is why I'm thinking it might be staged. I mean, out of all the nonwhite races to come up with that might piss dude off, it just so happens the one bit of minglage he's got is the one variety he hates the most?
But who says his great grand parents were racist?
Right, right, right, but that don't really explain the whole coincidence factor that a racist who hates blacks most of all and believes himself racially "pure" turns out to be part black.
I'm playing with math, and for him to be approximately 14% of something, that works out to roughly 9/64, meaning . . . Far too much funky maths for me to sit and play with, determining mixages and whatnot, but it's a very high number of just the very thing that he hates most in the world, and it seems funny to me that he's
just now learning that not only is he of mixed ancestry, but that it's mixed with just the very thing that he hates most in the world.
I dunno . . . I think the odds are just against such a scenario being legit. It looks like the kinda thing a ******** sitcom about racists'd do during Sweeps to drum up ratings, so I have trouble believing that this talkshow managed to find such a ratings-perfect specimen of a racist white supremacist who despises black folks and believes himself racially pure, and turns out to not just be of mixed heritage ( which would be the "gotcha" moment on the talkshow during the reveal, the part where the audience goes "OOOOHHHHHH" ), but also that that the mix in question was with Sub-Saharan African, so not only is he mix-raced, but he's part Black, specifically ( which would be the "wow" moment, where the audiences gasp transitions to riotous cheers, screaming and applause ). It's literally too perfect to not be staged.