Miss Mary Muffet
Anxious Kitten
"Doctors? Those Muggle nutters that cut people up? Nah, they're Healers."
- Ron Weasley
The Healers at St. Mungo's will be more than happy to tend to your battle wounds.
Please post here if you are in need of a healing.
If you are bleeding profusely onto the floor, we humbly request that you stand near the doorway
and holler loudly to get the Welcome Witch's attention. We'd rather you didn't track your bodily
fluids through the reception area.
Directory
ARTIFACT ACCIDENTS | Ground Floor
(Cauldron explosion, wand backfiring, broom crashes, etc.)
CREATURE-INDUCED INJURIES | First Floor
(Bites, stings, burns, embedded spines, etc.)
MAGICAL BUGS | Second Floor
(Contagious maladies, e.g. dragon pox, vanishing sickness, scrofungulus)
POTION AND PLANT POISONING | Third Floor
(Rashes, regurgitation, uncontrollable giggling, etc.)
SPELL DAMAGE | Fourth Floor
(Unliftable jinxes, hexes, and incorrectly applied charms, etc.)
VISITOR'S TEAROOM AND HOSPITAL SHOP | Fifth Floor
If you are unsure where to go, incapable of normal speech, or unable to
remember why you are here, our Welcome Witch will be pleased to help.
