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Post: 9557119_361 created on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 05:38:33 +0000
Posted: Thu, 18 Aug 2005 05:38:33 +0000

Let's play "stick shift" stare

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Post: 9557119_362 created on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 05:39:33 +0000
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What not to say "My d**k feels like corn!"

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Post: 9557119_363 created on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 05:44:09 +0000
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"Um... honey? That vat of lube wasn't Vaseline... Erm... this isn't good... it was ______"

Let's play fill in the blank shall we?

A.) Icy Hot/Bengay
B.) Krazy Glue
C.) Dish Cleaning Soap
D.) Gravy
E.) Bacon Drippings
F.) Any combination of A, B, C, D and E
G.) All of the above.

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Post: 9557119_364 created on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 05:45:24 +0000
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What not to say: Someone Else's name

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Post: 9557119_365 created on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 05:54:41 +0000
Posted: Thu, 18 Aug 2005 05:54:41 +0000

theresnoonehere

But it kinda makes you wonder... If the Adam and Eve story is true... and there was only two people on the earth adn they had kids. How did we all get here?

SOMEONE HAD TO DO THEIR SISTER! eek

Did you get that off of a comady central comercial?

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Post: 9557119_366 created on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 05:56:21 +0000
Posted: Thu, 18 Aug 2005 05:56:21 +0000

There's so much hilarious stuff in this thread! I love it. (some horrifying things as well...but let's not go there shall we?)

From an earlier post in this thread, some of you girls were talking about how penises arent the most pleasant sight and I was with some of my guy friends and they know I think that and so they asked me if I was a lesbian!! gosh...the nerve. As long as I don't have to stare at it or put my mouth on it, I'll be fine lol they also made fun of me because I said I'd never give oral sex. I'd gag horribly and it wouldnt be very pleasant for me so I don't see how someone would enjoy it if I wasn't having a good time.

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Post: 9557119_367 created on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 05:57:30 +0000
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101giggles101

theresnoonehere

But it kinda makes you wonder... If the Adam and Eve story is true... and there was only two people on the earth adn they had kids. How did we all get here?

SOMEONE HAD TO DO THEIR SISTER! eek

Did you get that off of a comady central comercial?

thats what I was thinking!

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Post: 9557119_368 created on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 06:01:37 +0000
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verobeatriz

Sex

yea... its good...
cool

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Post: 9557119_369 created on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 06:04:02 +0000
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kendretti

101giggles101

theresnoonehere

But it kinda makes you wonder... If the Adam and Eve story is true... and there was only two people on the earth adn they had kids. How did we all get here?

SOMEONE HAD TO DO THEIR SISTER! eek

Did you get that off of a comady central comercial?

thats what I was thinking!