What not to and what to say during sex??

[XoEmily128oX]

domokun YUMM domokun

[livvylove2000]

GodlikeSnowe

livvylove2000

Worst then saying an ex name is to scream out your moms name during sex.

Yeah, that's bad... so is screaming out random politician's names. Example:

"Oh CLIIINNTTTOOONNN!!!!!"

If you screamed out Bush, you don't if your screaming for the president or if the person has a forest down there.

[GodlikeSnowe]

Well, tell me what you think of my buddy Tobe's fantasy. Eating a burrito while watching Conan O'Brien and getting a blow job?

[sierra luna]

GodlikeSnowe

livvylove2000

Worst then saying an ex name is to scream out your moms name during sex.

Yeah, that's bad... so is screaming out random politician's names. Example:

"Oh CLIIINNTTTOOONNN!!!!!"

oh Bushhhhh

[livvylove2000]

little_fire_princess

GodlikeSnowe

livvylove2000

Worst then saying an ex name is to scream out your moms name during sex.

Yeah, that's bad... so is screaming out random politician's names. Example:

"Oh CLIIINNTTTOOONNN!!!!!"

oh Bushhhhh

I promise I will trim next time redface

[XxMadmaNxX]

Dont ever say "What's for dinner?"

[livvylove2000]

XxMadmaNxX

Dont ever say "What's for dinner?"

that would kill the mood also

[SOADmistress]

scream out the brother or sisters name.BAD
i never dreamed this could be so good! :GOOD.

[Duel-Wielder]

TomtaJolz

Duel-Wielder

TomtaJolz

A thing to say and do.

Before getting started ask her what she wants to do. It takes the female longer to warm up then the guy (in most cases anyways) so I think that it's common curtasy to get her fired up and ready to go before even engaging in the testing of the box springs.

Now, I find that giving massages actually help. Relax her, maybe burn an aroma-theropy candle. Mmm yes. Set the mood up, discuss what you want to do, as the massage takes place. Once in awhile maybe say how you like how she looks,, how she did her fingernails, nice tatoo of say a rose, nicee toe ring... Compliment her on her looks smile

4laugh Thanks, I'll let my boyfriend read that. Got any tips for us girls 3nodding

Hmm... I'm probably different than most guys, so these might not apply to all guys.

One thing I'd not like is being based by my *ahem* "Shoe size" Heck, I want to be based on my personality.

This may sound crude, but ideas looking at magazine and movies... (And if you say you got an idea from the Matrix... hehe.... um... probably a bad idea sweatdrop ) Not all things in the bed has to relate to sex. I'm a guy that likes the romance, and foreplay before the grande finale.

I've a pet peeve... When girls leave their shoes on while you go at it. I mean... those high heels HURT ribs!! o.O Besides giving a foot rub triggers some reflexological sensations smile

*Good thing I don't wear heels sweatdrop *

3nodding Thanks Tomta. I'll keep that in mind.

[Mjus2002]

"Oh come on, your mother eats p***y better than you do."

[Mjus2002]

Woman: I think I swallowed it.
Man: Awesome.
Woman: No, I think I swallowed your Prince Albert.
Man: ********.

[Mjus2002]

Her: I am so glad you got that piercing.
Him: Me too.
Her: What is that?
Him: What's what?
Her: There's something in me it feels weird.
Him: Son of a b***h. It's gone.
Her: What?
Him: The piercing.
Her: ...............How the ********?

[Mjus2002]

The phrase "Oops wrong hole" is the bane of all women.

[Mjus2002]

I think that orgasm you just gave me was strong enough to make me start my period.