Ratskellers Pub a place to drink wine and talk.

What berry is red when it is green

got any idea	8.9%	[ 5 ]
have not got a clue	17.9%	[ 10 ]
I'll never tell	10.7%	[ 6 ]
Yeshhhh lesshhh mee shee hiccup	19.6%	[ 11 ]
Ceymore knows ask him	42.9%	[ 24 ]
Total Votes:			[ 56 ]

[FemaleBug]

heart

[SweetSugarDaddy]

ninja

[Ceymore]

rofl

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[I Ceymore Ratz]

Here I am again, and as long as I'm here,
there are a few things I need to mention.
I have notice a few things people want to hear,
but they are things they're too polite to ask, then
lets get this out of the way. I'm over seventy,
and I weigh a hundred and eighty pounds.
As you know, we seniors are sometimes not very
likeable, let alone loveable. I care not for clowns
that come to my home for I'm not patient with them
and they are not aware of why I am the way I am.
The thing about old age is that I didn't get a chance
to practice getting old, this is the first dance
I've ever had at being old, and it just crept up on me.
They're were signs of random skin blotches-that's
special. Another thing when driving, you see,
I turn on my right turn signal and leave it on all day. Hats
cover my balding head and neck tissue develops a life
of its own. All hallows eve I was afraid to leave the house.
You do strange things as you age, like you and your wife
driving up to a curbside mailbox ordering a chocolate mousse
two cheeseburgers and fries. Once my wife and I drove into
the wrong end of the car wash. People get so excited when you
do that. The lady in the car in front was screaming too.
We were just as surprised to see her as she was to
see us. Also there is the times I discover I wear
mismatched socks and going home to change them
and end up wearing wearing the other mismatched pair.
You know it's hard for old people to exercise, When
I did try a couple of times, I kept spilling my beer.

Ceymore
10-08-2014

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There once was a draak so small,
he could pass for a fly on the wall,
he was fierce and whole hearted,
and you'd know when he farted,
for he'd clear out the courtyard and mall.

By Ceymore

8:00 PM
11/27/2014

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ninja

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[Foxeh_Blue]

Awwe, puppy!

[Ceymore]

yep