On mouth burns; I find that the air tastes strange after burning my tongue.
Racoons; Do not like nor dislike. Now possums? Those ******** are terrifying. For the most as long as they stay away from me, just like goats, and in the case of goats, can't run up to and knock me over, I tolerate their existence.
I however, prefer cats and sheep over racoons and goats. Llamas are pretty mean too, but they spit in addition to headbutting.
Not that I'd want any wild cat, goat, sheep, or llama in my house. House cats only, plox.
Cocksucker; only an insult to homophobic men whee I prefer c**k-slapper or c**k-knocker. Because most guys don't like their junk rough handled. Cockface and cockhead are borderline insults. To the wrong people they're horrible insults. I've been calling my brother a cockhead for years and he calls me a dicklicker. We're cool with that.
Cockface and Cockhead are to imply that someone is doing something silly, or looks silly. Because cocks look funny.
Our dad used to call us his minions. So needless to say, our family? A little weird.
So, went to the beach for an hour and 30 min, because Kalen and I started to burn. He didn't want to leave first but I told him if he got too burnt he had to take an ice bath and that changed his mind really ******** quick.
So, I derped at some point and realized that the school district that Kalen would be going to, won't accept him for kindergarten until next year because he won't turn five before December sweatdrop
Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerp.
Apparently they no longer accept kids that young ._. WHELP, NEXT YEAR.
This year he just gets a bunch of arts and crafts supplies for no reason.
Was actually kind of funny, in that I had called to see if they figured out his teacher yet and when I gave them his name and birthday they were like "Uhh. We don't have pre-k. So I don't know how he managed to get registered here."
And then ensued a 30 min hold while trying to find out how his birthday was messed up and who messed it up. Apparently, a typogrophal error? They send you paperwork, you fill it out, bring back to the school, they enter into a computer? Iunno. But the papers I filled out do have the right date, as does his birth certif. I don't even. What.
HOW DID IT MAKE IT THAT FAR?
Anyway, I was still under the impression that 4-yo's could go to kindergarten :/