What I Thought About Tonight's Show
TNC Elite: They were okay. What makes clogging/tap dancing for me is how the sound of their taps respond to the music, as well as their moves. It didn't go nearly as smooth as it could have. They were badass without the music though.
Brett Daniels: I liked how he made a girl appear, but after that, his act fell flat. I just kept thinking, "Do another trick . . . Do another trick , , , What's taking you so long, do another trick!!!" It was really disappointing.I mean, he could have poofed some accessories for her, at least.
Gabe the Bulldog: Wow. A dog that can walk through pylons and piss on things. That's way worth a million dollars. Seriously, though, I wasn't impressed that much.
Aeon: They had too many dancers in the back that took away from the act. I wanted to smack the one that was clapping around at the beginning.
Breena Bell: She was clothed this time in a tutu. She really didn't have that much of an act, just the same moves repeated over and over again.
Kevin Colis: Okay, this is our winner. Don't try to deny it, he's going to win. He has the same act and blandness that the last guys have won with. He's everything the producers are looking for. That's it. And I hate the Lazy Song almost as much as Amazing Grace.
Beth Ann Robinson: I felt like the camera angles and lighting screwed her over. It was very similar to her audition, but I felt that she did okay.
Gymkana: They remind me of that cliff-climbing group from last year, only about a million times more dangerous. They were a bit repetetive, but other than that, they were good. They remind me of Steven actually, in that what they do requires at ton of practice and strength.
Kalani Freestyle Basketball: It didn't dazzle me. What I wonder is why the hell all these kinds of acts are convinced that they need backup dancers. I knew he was gonna drop something too.
West Springfield Dance: They had a few good moves, but a lot of it was just stomping around/boring to me, IMO.
Matt Wilhelm: This is the saddest Fighting Gravity knock-off I've ever seen. I can't believe this was the guy with the most votes. All he did was spin on his bike.
Powerhouse Choir: They're Glee wanna-bes that can't sing, end of story.
Don't feel like doing a prediction tonight.