I must become the President of The United States.

[Fermionic]

Suicidesoldier#1

Fermionic

Suicidesoldier#1

Fermionic

Suicidesoldier#1

Well that's good enough for me.

INVADE KOREA! scream

Which one?

Herm... hard choice...

I think North Korea has a ton of oil so we should be alright. Plus we can never have enough nukes.

Who is "we"?

Uh... um...

O_o?

I'll just weigh in and say that I hate Gangnam Style. That may or may not be relevant.

[Suicidesoldier#1]

Fermionic

Suicidesoldier#1

Fermionic

Suicidesoldier#1

Fermionic

Suicidesoldier#1

Well that's good enough for me.

INVADE KOREA! scream

Which one?

Herm... hard choice...

I think North Korea has a ton of oil so we should be alright. Plus we can never have enough nukes.

Who is "we"?

Uh... um...

O_o?

I'll just weigh in and say that I hate Gangnam Style. That may or may not be relevant.

Yeah but the south Koreans created the Daewoo K11 D:

It shoots our airbursting grenades! O_O;!


Also this!

[Fermionic]

Suicidesoldier#1

Fermionic

Suicidesoldier#1

Fermionic

Suicidesoldier#1

Herm... hard choice...

I think North Korea has a ton of oil so we should be alright. Plus we can never have enough nukes.

Who is "we"?

Uh... um...

O_o?

I'll just weigh in and say that I hate Gangnam Style. That may or may not be relevant.

Yeah but the south Koreans created the Daewoo K11 D:

It shoots our airbursting grenades! O_O;!


Also this!

I'm not going to click that.

[Suicidesoldier#1]

Fermionic

Suicidesoldier#1

Fermionic

Suicidesoldier#1

Fermionic

Suicidesoldier#1

Herm... hard choice...

I think North Korea has a ton of oil so we should be alright. Plus we can never have enough nukes.

Who is "we"?

Uh... um...

O_o?

I'll just weigh in and say that I hate Gangnam Style. That may or may not be relevant.

Yeah but the south Koreans created the Daewoo K11 D:

It shoots our airbursting grenades! O_O;!


Also this!

I'm not going to click that.

Okay. cry

[Knobist]

Fermionic

Suicidesoldier#1

Fermionic

Suicidesoldier#1

Fermionic

Suicidesoldier#1

Herm... hard choice...

I think North Korea has a ton of oil so we should be alright. Plus we can never have enough nukes.

Who is "we"?

Uh... um...

O_o?

I'll just weigh in and say that I hate Gangnam Style. That may or may not be relevant.

Yeah but the south Koreans created the Daewoo K11 D:

It shoots our airbursting grenades! O_O;!


Also this!

I'm not going to click that.

Just click on it!

[simplication]

I don't think anyone who wants to be president should be.

[Knobist]

simplication

I don't think anyone who wants to be president should be.

That's deprivation.

[simplication]

Jacque De Molay

simplication

I don't think anyone who wants to be president should be.

That's deprivation.

It is.

[Knobist]

simplication

Jacque De Molay

simplication

I don't think anyone who wants to be president should be.

That's deprivation.

It is.

What do you think it means to "Be Yourself".

[simplication]

Jacque De Molay

simplication

Jacque De Molay

simplication

I don't think anyone who wants to be president should be.

That's deprivation.

It is.

What do you think it means to "Be Yourself".

To be the best that you can realistically be.

[Queen Belle von Hellbond]

So I have been reading your posts and I'm just curious, because the arguments have obscene amounts of circular logic; how old are you, OP?
Also if you want to help the world so badly and be president (not that I would personally vote for you. You seem like you would spend your entire term either screwing the people over with more governmental spending and legislation and messing even further with the economy, or you would be so eager to please you would accomplish absolutely nothing.) why don't you go out and build up a sizable amount of money (campaigns can cost millions), develop a reputation (politically, business-wise, or another way), and quit looking down on lower governmental offices such as mayor or governor (everyone starts somewhere, you don't just walk up to someone and be like "I'm gonna be president" ) instead of talking about it all day on Gaia. Just my two cents. Maybe this was mean but I have been holding this back for a while now.

[Das Horse Face]

Here. I wrote you a play by play manual to be president.

Follow this and I promise you. Not only will you be president. But you'll probably be half-way decent.

Also if you follow it loosely. We don't want you to be a ultra conservative catholic, all presidents that want to win know that religion is a buzz kill for many.

1. Be born into a wealthy affluent family.
2. Have a solid 4.0 in high school, massive extra curricular activity, and keep a clean record.
3. Get accepted into a military university, hopefully West Point if not get with the Air Force, everyone loves a fighter pilot, remember Top Gun? Maverick probably became president.
4. Serve as an officer in the field.
(You're 28-32 now)
5. Go back to a private university, preferably Ivy or reputable school like Northwestern or Stanford.
6. Study Law, business (Minor in Economics), get some accounting classes in there too.
7. Make something of yourself (And don't get a criminal record).
8. Get a state or federal position (Aim for congressional)
9. Do a good job, and have a good record.
10. Get elected into the senate or become the governor of your state.
11. Do an awesome job, and make sure the people notice.
12. After a couple years if you're right for the job you can decide to run as a presidential candidate.

A. You win. Great job!

B. You lose.

13. You get selected in the cabinet.
14. Do a good job. Hope your boss isn't a screw up.
15. Run again when you get the chance.

A. You win. Great job!
B. You lose.

16. You improve your record, get another position.
17. Run again.

A. You win. Great Job!
B. You lose.

Repeat 16 and 17 until you are as old as John McCain or until you screw up your career selecting Sarah Palin as your running mate.

Please note. This probably won't work.

[Knobist]

Trialist

Here. I wrote you a play by play manual to be president.

Follow this and I promise you. Not only will you be president. But you'll probably be half-way decent.

Also if you follow it loosely. We don't want you to be a ultra conservative catholic, all presidents that want to win know that religion is a buzz kill for many.

1. Be born into a wealthy affluent family.
2. Have a solid 4.0 in high school, massive extra curricular activity, and keep a clean record.
3. Get accepted into a military university, hopefully West Point if not get with the Air Force, everyone loves a fighter pilot, remember Top Gun? Maverick probably became president.
4. Serve as an officer in the field.
(You're 28-32 now)
5. Go back to a private university, preferably Ivy or reputable school like Northwestern or Stanford.
6. Study Law, business (Minor in Economics), get some accounting classes in there too.
7. Make something of yourself (And don't get a criminal record).
8. Get a state or federal position (Aim for congressional)
9. Do a good job, and have a good record.
10. Get elected into the senate or become the governor of your state.
11. Do an awesome job, and make sure the people notice.
12. After a couple years if you're right for the job you can decide to run as a presidential candidate.

A. You win. Great job!

B. You lose.

13. You get selected in the cabinet.
14. Do a good job. Hope your boss isn't a screw up.
15. Run again when you get the chance.

A. You win. Great job!
B. You lose.

16. You improve your record, get another position.
17. Run again.

A. You win. Great Job!
B. You lose.

Repeat 16 and 17 until you are as old as John McCain or until you screw up your career selecting Sarah Palin as your running mate.

Please note. This probably won't work.

Thanks, I'll get started!