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Dear Trundlebug,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a perilous journey to the deepest pit of my stomach. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Narnia and dance with me across the undulating bongo? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and shimmy like spandex-clad dancers?
Yours truly,
Nyx Argyros
... Nyx... I never knew how you felt... is this true?
There's a portal to Narnia in your stomach?!