~Sollux Captor~
"Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it"
Sollux noticed the crash of his hack from behind his computer screen. He stared blankly at his screen for a moment then stood up rather quickly.
"Gwaaaaahh!!! That makes me so mad!!" he said as electricity sparked from his eyes. He walked away from his computer and over to his window. He looked down to the street and watched as people moved around.
"That jerk...what's it going to take to get his attention?" he said to himself as he thought it over. Sollux then ran back over to his computer and threw on his headset.
"Computer, scan for current city projects." he spoke into the mic as he cracked his fingers and watched the screens around him. The computer had Grex's systems crack for the time being but it was only a matter of time before Grex would kick him out of the system again. Sollux didn't like to waste much time while he was in Grex's systems. He didn't want to reveal his location to Grex. Some of the things Sollux does aren't always...legal.
Sollux then turned and look at Zave.
"Oh right...I forgot you were here...How did you even find my hideout? And my computers will be fine! Nothing I can't fix!" he said crossing his arms.
"So what'cha want and what's in it for me?"
"View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, Pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it."
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