~Sollux Captor~
"Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it"
Sollux began looking over the collar and began work with it through his computer. Coding, programing, and upgrading. The collar and hand device were now currently working in sync. Sollux's grin was from ear to ear now as he turned to his main computer screen. He hacked his way back into Grex's system and appeared on the T.V. screens again.
"Savant Grex! Look I know it's late and your probably reeeeeeeally busy but uhh...It seems that I've created a virus with a really interesting effect. I was trying to come up with a virus that would enter your systems and spam all audio files with voice records of me making...well...rude noises...there were a few issues and...ah well long story short. one of my computers exploded. Thought it was just a side effect from your rude zaps to my equipment but I got the same outcome when I ran it through a few other computers and guess what? I've figured out how to use it to strike at whole electrical systems built into every home in the city." Sollux held up the disk to the screen.
"I'm about to be a serious pain your butt, Grex! But this virus is yours to destroy if you would just meet with me in the usual place I ask to have a talk. I've stumbled on something very serious that can really change the way we live. Oh if you think that I'm bluffing, take a look outside, south east of your current position, The 11th floor on the old run down apartment building."
Sollux then cut the transmission and grabbed the collar and hand device then climb out of the window and down the fire exit. Once he got to the ground, Sollux activated the explosives he had rigged up in case someone found one of his hideouts. The apartment blew up and Sollux took off to the first place where he met Grex.
"View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, Pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it."